Shaheed di Ik Chithi Maa Nu

Ik Chithi Meri Maa Nu Paa Deyo_
Uss De Putt Shaheed Nu
Lehrounda Taranga Vikha Deyo_
Meri Shaheedi Baajon
Azaad Hoya k Nahi Eh Mulak_
Ik baar Rab Ton Karo Arj,
Mere wich Fer Jaan Paa Deyo_View Full

A Sardar went to hotel

A Sardar went to hotel,
ordered chicken, Waiter comes with the order,
Sardar: Murgi di taang kithe hai?
Waiter:Woh langra tha.
Surdar: Dil?
Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee.
Surdar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!View Full

Teacher Chaddi Utaar Ke Maarunga

Santa Jab Chota Tha To Hamesha School Mein
Usko Galtiyon Ki Wajah Se Maar Padti Rehti Thi.
Ek Din Homework Na Karne Ki Wajah Se
Teacher Usse Daant Raha Tha.
Teacher:  Sach-Sach Bata Homework Kyun Nahi Kiya,
Nahi To Chaddi Utaar Ke Maarunga.View Full

Ladkiyon ke darr ajeeb hote hain

Ladkiyon ke darr bhi ajeeb hote hain
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Bheed mein ho to Logo ka darr :)
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Akele mein ho to sunsaan raaho ka darr... :P
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Garmi mein ho to paseene se bheegne ka
darr (-_-)
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Taweez Daant ke Neechey Dabana

Aurat :- Mera Shohar Ghar Aatey Hi Mujhe
Maarna Peetna Shuru Kar Dete Hain,

Baba :- Woh Jaise Hi Ghar Aayen To Tum ye
''TAWEEZ'' apne Daant ke Neechey Dabaa Lena,
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~ After 5 days ~View Full

Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho

BF-Tum Mujhe kitna
pyar karti ho
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GF - Arz Maarti hu ...
Chaha Hai jise chahat se zyada
Samja Hai jise khud se zyada
Bharosa Hai jispe sabse zyada
Tu hi Hai Wo "HARAMZADA" :p :pView Full

Pyar Ki Baazi Ham Haar Gaye

Pyar Karne Ka Hunar Hamein Nahi Aata,
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Isliye Pyar Ki Baazi Ham Haar Gaye,
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Hamari Zindagi Se UnHe Bahut Pyar Tha,
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Shayad Isiliye Wo Hamein Zinda hi Maar Gaye…View Full

Asin dil de nahi maade

Is dil nu puch ke dekh...
jisde tukde hoye hazaar...
sadi eni vi ki aukat ..
ki kar diye tere piche dunia barbaad..
iss duniya vich tere apne vi ne..
jo karde ne tere layi fariyaad...
asin dil de nahi haan maade.View Full

Pappu Madam mera bhi 1 sawal Hai

Double Meaning
Teacher Asked Pappu: Agar ped par 5 birds bethe ho,
aur tum 1 ko goli maar do  to kitne bach gaye.. ??
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Pappu:"Koi nahi, sab udd jayenge...
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Teacher:"Nahi, 4 bachenge,View Full

Kudi ch saadgi honi chahidi

ਕੁੜੀ Ch ਸਾਦਗੀ Zaroor
ਹੋਣੀ Chahidi ਐ_
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Hawaa ਤਾਂ Saada ਪੱਖਾ Vi
ਬਹੁਤ Maarda ਐ__ ;)View Full