Boy to Girl Aur Tumhe Kya Chahiye

Girl: i love u
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Boy: i love u 2
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Boy:" Mere Paas Apne Dost Jaisi Car To Nahin
Par Tumhe Apni Palkon Pe Bitha ke Ghumaunga!
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Mere Paas Uss Jaisa Bada Bangla To Nahin
Par Tumhe Apne Dil Mein Jagah Dunga..
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Babbu Maan - Gypsy Kali Lyrics

(image) ਨਾ ਸੂਫ਼ੀ ਤੇ ਨਾ ਸੰਤ ਕੁੜੇ,
ਨਾ ਸਾਧ ਤੇ ਨਾ ਮਹੰਤ ਕੁੜੇ, ‎#ਜੱਟ ਵਿਗੜਿਆ ਹੋਇਆ ਮੈ ਬੱਲੀਏ,View Full

Maa Mere ‪toothpaste‬ mein namak hai

Mom :Beta haath jal gaya,
toothpaste laana
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Pappu : No, Maa,
Mere ‪#‎toothpaste‬ mein namak hai, Duniya Wale kahenge
bete ne Jale pe namak chidak diya..! :D :PView Full

Par sanu tere naal pyar ho gaya

ਬਾਰ Baar ਘਰ Tere ਮਾਰਦਾ Ae ਗੇੜੇ
Maapean ਦਾ Putt ਘਰੋਂ Baahr ਹੋ Gaya_
Kudian ਤਾਂ Sohnian ਨੇ Hor Vi ਬਹੁਤ
Par ਸਾਨੂੰ Tere ਨਾਲ Pyar ਹੋ Gaya__♥View Full

Accounting‬ ki Ladki Kaise Gaali Degi

#‎Accounting‬ Ki Ladki Kisi Ladke Ko
Jab Gaali De To Kaise Gaali Degi !!! -Saale Dishonour ‪#‎Cheque‬
-Zameen Pe ‪#‎Liability‬
-Maa Baap Ki Kharaab ‪#‎Statement‬View Full

Maa Main ‪Pappu se hi SHADi Karungi

GirL: Maa Main ‪#‎PAPPU‬ Se Hi SHADi Karungi,
Wo Bahut AmEEr Hai
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Maa: Tujhe Kaise Pata?
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GirL: Uske Kapdon Se Din bhar
PETROL Ki Khushboo Aati Rehti Hai.!!! lolView Full

Apne pati ke sath bahar ghumne jaati hai

Wife: Baju wali har saal apne pati ke sath
10 din bahar ghumne jaati hai
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Aap kabhi leke gaye ???
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Husband: Maine to 4-5 baar
poocha par wo nahi maani... :P :DView Full

Ishq Ka Dard Chahat Se Jyada

Ishq Ka Dard Chahat Se Jyada
Aur Koi Nahi Jaanta,

Uski Har Khamoshi Ka Raaz
Ibadat Se Jyada Aur Koi Nahi Jaanta,

Har Sajde Mein Maanga Hai Jise,
Yeh Baat Uss Mohobbat Se Jyada
Aur Koi Nahi Jaanta...View Full

Bas itni hi kahaani hai meri

Bas Itni Hi Kahaani Thi Meri,
Ek Ladki Thi Jo Bagal Mein Bhaithi Thi..
Ek Kuch Doctor Jo Abhi Bhi Iss
Umeed Me The Ki Shayad Yeh
Murda Phir Jaag Pade.. Ek Dost Tha Jo Pagal Tha..
Ek Aur LadkiThi Jisne Apna Sab Kuch Haar Diya Tha Mujhpe..View Full

Name to mera ‪‎Pappu‬ hai

Daku :- Tera name kya hai?
Girl :- Nisha
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Daku: meri FB friend ka name bhi nisha hi hai,
jaa tujhe maaf kiya....
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Daku(Boy se): Tera kya name hai?
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Boy : Name to mera ‪#‎Pappu‬ hai,View Full