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Ladkiyo ke 7 jhooth

Ladkiyon ke 7 jhooth ..???
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1. I Love u..
2. Aapki kasam..
3. U R my 1st love..
4. Balance nahi hai..
5. Awaaz nahi aa rahi..
6. Parents sath mein hai..
7. Mai tumhe hi yaad kar rahi thi..
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Reason Why she Blocked Me

She Updated her ‎#Status
"in Love with ‎#RanbirKapoor "
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So I Changed my Name to Ranbir Kapoor
and ‎#Commented "Love U too Babe "
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And She ‎#Blocked Me !!! :v :P
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I am like Cellphone & you my SIM card

Wife : How much do you ‎#Love me ?
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Santa : I love U so much, I can't measure.
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Wife : No just tell me.... :/
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Santa : Okay, I am like a ‎#Cellphone
& you are my ‎#SIM card,
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Boy to Girl Aur Tumhe Kya Chahiye

Girl: i love u
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Boy: i love u 2
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Boy:" Mere Paas Apne Dost Jaisi Car To Nahin
Par Tumhe Apni Palkon Pe Bitha ke Ghumaunga!
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Mere Paas Uss Jaisa Bada Bangla To Nahin
Par Tumhe Apne Dil Mein Jagah Dunga..
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Alwayz love your relations from Heart

A little ignorance can harm You a Lot…! It can give U a Lifetime xperience….! So Alwayz #Love UR luvly relations from UR #Heart not from ur mood….!!
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Murga To Murgi I Love you Jaan

MURGA TO MURGI
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I Love U Jaan.
main tumhare liye kuch bhi kar sakta hun,
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MURGI:
haye Allah sachi,
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MURGA: haan
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MURGI:
chal phir aaj anda tu de.... :D :P
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Dialogue To Acche Bolne Chahiye

Boy: I Love U
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Girl: But I Love Someone Else.
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Boy: Okay, No Problem, UR happiness Is More
Important For Me Than UR Love. . .
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MORAL: Jahan Aur Kuch Nahi Kar Sakte
Wahan Dialogue To Acche Bolne Chahiye.
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Student ko apni ‪Classmate‬ se ‪Pyar‬ ho gaya

Ek Student ko apni ‪#‎Classmate‬ se ‪#‎Pyar‬ ho gaya
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Ladke ne use propose kiya
Lekin Ladki ne inkar kar diya
aur teacher ko uski complaint kardi
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Teacher ne ladke ko kaafi daanta
or 1 week ke liye class se nikal diya
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Bhaaji kehn naal brother ni ban jana

Dear Girls,
Jidan i Love U bolan naal
koi kise di girl friend ni ban jandi
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Ose tra facebook te bhaji kehan naal
koi tuhada brother ni ban jana !!! ;) :P
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Wife to Husband Khana kha liya

Wife: Khana kha liya?
Husband: Khana kha liya?
Wife: Batao na.
Husband: Batao na.
Wife: Meri naqal?
Husband: Meri naqal?
Wife: "I Love U"
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Husband: Haan, khana kha liya.. :P :D
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