What to do with the time given

“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo." So do I," said Gandalf, "
and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide.
All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”View Full

Live it Love it Today is yours

Between yesterday’s mistakes &
tomorrow’s hope, there is a
fantastic opportunity called TODAY !
Live it ! Love it !
The day is yours.!View Full

But friend is Gold

Rose is a Flower that lives for HOUR, But Friend is Power that lived FOREVER, Ice is Cold can’t be HOLD, But friend is Gold can’t be SOLD…View Full

Police Where do you live

Police : Where do you live ?
Johnny : With my parents

Police : Where does your parents live ?
Johnny : With me

Police : Where do you all live ?…
Johnny : Together

Police : Where is your house ?View Full

RED ROSES

Ek din ek ladke ki girlfriend ka BIRTHDAY tha.
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Boy was not in that city..
So, he ordered 20 RED ROSE for his girlfriend..
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He called her up..
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE bheje hain
jitni saal ki tum ho gayi ho..
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Postman to santa packet deliver karne

Postman :- Oye Santa ! Pata hai mujhe yeh
packet deliver karne ke liye 5 meel chalna pada.
Santa :- itna chalne ki kya zarurat thi?
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Aap courier kar dete........ :D xDView Full

Munda Kudi nu kehnda I love You

ਮੁੰਡਾ ---> I love u
Girl ---> ਭੌੰਕ ਨਾ
ਮੁੰਡਾ ---> i will die 4 u
Girl ---> ਭੌੰਕ ਨਾ
ਮੁੰਡਾ ---> i cant live without u
Girl ---> ਭੌੰਕ ਨਾView Full

I will PASS if Topic is You

I AM BAD in ENGLISH
BUT
I can tell you
that I LOVE YOU. I am BAD in GEOGRAPHY BUT
I can tell you
that you LIVE in my HEART… I am BAD in HISTORY
BUT I can REMEMBER
When i FIRST saw you. I am BAD in CHEMISTRYView Full

Shut up Confuse mat karo

Delivery ke Time..
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Wife: God, Ladka hi Ho.
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Husband: God, Ladki.
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God: Shut up! Confuse mat karo,
warna aisa confuse item nikalunga
tum log rowoge aur wo taali bajayega.View Full

What an Idea sir jee

My car broke down outside Pizza Hut last night..
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So I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and got a lift from the driver..
What an Idea sir jee... :P :O :D ;) :DView Full