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Friends are like Films

Friends are like #Films.
Some are Hilarious
Some are good Action
Some are really Romantic
And yet some are full of Tragedy
But a very few are like you, simply Non-Sense!
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Mere Likhe Status naal Punjab aashqi karda

#Like ਕੋਈ Koi Karda
ਤੇ COPY ਐਥੇ Har ਕੋਈ Karda__
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ਮੇਰੇ Likhe ਹੋਏ #STATUS ਨਾਲ Saala
ਅੱਧਾ #Punjab ਆਸ਼ਕੀ Karda__ :D :P
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Semester System Ke Fayde Batao

Teacher To Student:-
Semester System Ke Fayde Batao..??
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Student-: Sir Fayde To Pta Nahi :o
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Beizzati Saal Mein 2 Baar Ho Jaati Hai..
Agree Students ?? = Thoko Like (y)
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Kaun sa Tyre Puncture Tha

4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayari Nahi Ki,
Unho Ne 1 plan Banaya Aur Wo Agle Din Principal Ko Bole:
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Sir Ham Shadi Mein Gaye The,
Raste Me Gaadi Ka Tyre Puncture Ho Gaya,
Ham Saari Raat Dhakka Lagate Rahe,
Is Liye Padh Nahi Sake,
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Unmarried man wrote his status

An unmarried man wrote
his status on Facebook as:
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" Wanted Wife "
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2 Girls liked it
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And 140 men commented
" Meri Leja ".. :O ;) :P
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Friends must be like two zeros

2 Friends must be like two zeros
(0,0)
Whose addition is zero,
Whose subtraction is zero,
Whose multiplication is zero
But their division is impossible!
hit like if U like (y)
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For whom you are EveryThing

Only two kind of people will not mind anything you say
The one for whom you are Nothing
And
The one for whom you are EveryThing.. !!
Like (y)
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Which Laptop do you have

Girl to Boy :-Which Laptop do U have?
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Boy :- Dell i7 processor 2.2ghz with led display
4GB Ram 1TB hard disk n 2GB NVDIA grafix card.
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Boy to Girl-: Which Laptop do U have?
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Girl :- Pink wala...
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How Much I Like You

I Cant Say How Much I Like U.
And How Special U Are To Me..
But, I Can Say

My World Is Full Of Smiles
Whenever U Are With Me.. :)
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Dost mere status Like nahi karta tha

..........acha bhala dost tha mera.......

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