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Smile is the lighting system of face

A smile is the lighting system of the face
The cooling system of the brain
And the heating system of the heart!
So always keep Smiling!
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Flight Me Pilot Mic band karna bhool gya

Flight Me #Pilot Ne Announce Kia :
'Hum Ek Ghante Me Land Karne Wale Hain."
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Fir Wo Mic Band Karna Bhool Gya Aur
Co-Pilot Se Bola :
Abb To Bas Ek Garam Chai Piyunga,
Fir Air Hostess Ki Pappi Lunga.
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Life is like a cotton Don't make it heavier

#Life is like a cotton.
Don't make it heavier
by dipping it in the water of sorrow
But make it lighter by blowing it in the joy of air....
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Agar Aisi Apni Wife ho to

5'6" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,
Weight mein thodi light ho,
Umar mein difference slight ho,
Thodi quiet ho, sadak pe sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bheed mein sab kahe side ho,
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New Year Wishes for you and your family

Troubles as light as #Air
Love as deep as #Ocean
Friends as solid as #Diamonds
And Success as bright as #Gold
These are Wishes for you and your family on this New Year!!!
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Bhai jaldi aa kuch kaam hai

1 aalsi dost dusre dost ko raat 2 baje phone karta hai.
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1st- hello, bhai jaldi aa kuch kaam hai
2nd- kya kaam hai yaar mujhe nind aa rhi hai ,
main nahi aa raha
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1st- yar plz aja kuch jaruri kaam hai
2nd- muje nind aa rhi he, K
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All Girls are beautiful after

"All Girls are beautiful
After the lights are switched off "
- #Shakespeare
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"All boys are innocent
Before the lights are off "
- Shakespeares Wife :v :P
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Tu fir Fridge mein susu kar aaya

chota baby= Mummy kal mai jab susu karne utha
to bathroom ka darwaja kholte hi
light apne aap on ho gyi...
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Mummy= Kamine kutte,  tu fir
Fridge mein susu kar aaya hai :D :P
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God you are my support

YoU R mY deliGht __
YoU R mY praiSe __
YoU R mY beaUtY __
YoU R mY LoVe __

O GOD,
YoU R mY hoPE & SuppOrt :)
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Everything for U & You for me

A Sea is for U & Waves R for me.
The Sky is for U & Stars R for me.
The Sun is for U & Light is for me.
Everything is for U & U R for me.
Happy Valentine`s Day
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