Who wishes prosperity in Life

IRONY of #Life:
The #Doctor hopes you fall ill.
The #Police hopes you become a criminal. The #Lawyer hopes you get into trouble.
The #Priest wants you to get married. The #Coffin maker wants you dead.
Only a #Thief wishes you prosperity in life!View Full

Only the wearer knows

Lawyer: Why do you want to divorce
such a beautiful and lovely Wife?
Husband: Look at my Shoe,  it is also beautiful
but only the wearer knows how much it pinches!View Full