You cannot be punished twice

Why doesnt the India law permit a man
to marry a second women?
.
.
A. Because as per Law
you cannot be punished twice for the same offence! :DView Full

Newton's New Law of Exam

Newton’s 5th law (Exam Law)
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
performance of boys in the exam decreases
when the no of girls in the exam hall increases!View Full

Who wishes prosperity in Life

IRONY of #Life:
The #Doctor hopes you fall ill.
The #Police hopes you become a criminal. The #Lawyer hopes you get into trouble.
The #Priest wants you to get married. The #Coffin maker wants you dead.
Only a #Thief wishes you prosperity in life!View Full

Jatt leju asle di sha karke

Ni tu faishna di maari..
Jatt pyar da pujari
ni main geet tere gawa
Nitt sirre diya lawa
1 baar dekhi billo haa karke
jatt leju tainu asle di sha karkeView Full

Amrinder Gill - Tu Judaa Lyrics

Tu judda hoyeon, par teri yaad judaa na hoyi
Tu judda hoyeon, par teri yaad judaa na hoyi
Jaan meri tanhaaiyan de nit, gal lag lag ke royi
Tu judda hoyeon, par teri yaad judaa na hoyi - 2
Saath tere da hor assi nigh laina siView Full

Only the wearer knows

Lawyer: Why do you want to divorce
such a beautiful and lovely Wife?
Husband: Look at my Shoe,  it is also beautiful
but only the wearer knows how much it pinches!View Full

Garry Sandhu Banda Ban Ja Lyrics

Tere nikke nikke rossea to sajjna,
ve mein tang aayi hoyi aa
Tu banda ban ja Dila dea janiya,
Main Tere naal Viahi Hoyi Haan

Ikko Chunni Nal Main Tan Katte Tin Saal ve
Kidaa Payi Firda Tu Jebi Ch Rumaal VeView Full

Oh Kudi si Law Kardi

ਜੀਹਦੇ ਨਾਲ ਮੇਰੀ ਸੀ #ਗਰਾਰੀ ਅੜਦੀ, 
ਕੁੜੀ ੳੁਹ ਸੀ ਯਾਰੋ #Law ਕਰਦੀ
ਕਹਿੰਦੀ ਮੇਰੇ ਨਾਲ #ਵਿਆਹ ਕਰਵਾਲਾ,View Full

Yaaran dian yaarian - Resham Singh Anmol

Sohni phasi na je maadi vi phasoni na
Jatt vaad di vi beijjati karonhi na ...
Ho assi ohna vich aauna naiyo balliye
Jehde renna pichchhe karde gaddariyan
Saathon sohniye mashukan lai koyi time naView Full

Kismat Mari Hove Tan

Sabheyachaar Nu Sambh Ke Rakheya Gazla Te Kavitawan !
Hadho Wadhke Roleya Ehnu Gayak Ate Gayekawan !
Kaun Hai Hamdardi Ajj Kal Deya Sameya Te,
Karje Vich Punjab Dob Ditta Samya Deya Netavan !

Nahi Banda Oh Rishta Akh Matakeya Nall Kade ,View Full