Kaash aap sheeshe mein base hote

Aap se door kaise reh paate,
dil se aapko kaise bhula pate,
kaash aap sapno ke alawa sheeshe mein base hote,
khud ko dekhte to bhi aap nazar aate...View Full

Newton’s law of Love

Newton’s law of Love:

Love can neither be created nor be destroyed.

Only it can transfer from

one girlfriend to another
with some
loss of money. :PView Full

Fourth law of Motion

Pappu wanted 2 become a great scientist like Newton
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After long research,
He wrote the 4th law of motion:
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“Loose motion can never be done in slow motion”..! :PView Full

Lawrance Road te CCTV Camera Install kite

Ambarsar Lawrance Road ਤੇ
CCTV ਕੈਮਰੇ Install ਕੀਤੇ ਗਏ ।
ਸਵੇਰੇ ਸਵੇਰੇ Police Control Room 'ਚ
Phone ਆਇਆ...
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ਭਾਜੀ !! ਆਹ Uchhe pull ਵਾਲੇView Full

Friends are AADHAR Card useful everywhere

Wife is a Memory Card;
Husband is an ATM Card;
Parents are PAN Card;
Girlfriend is a Debit Card;
Sister-in-law is a Recharge Card;
Child is an Identity Card;
But Friends are AADHAR Card - Bloody useful everywhere!View Full

An Oldman was waiting for Train

Once An Oldman was waiting for Train...
Boy:What's the Time?
Oldman: Sorry

Boy: Time ?
Oldman: No!

Boy: Why?
Oldman: If i tel u the time, u will ask me my name,
my job etc Then both of us will b frank..View Full

Yaar Hove Jo Kare Pyaar Par Jatave Na

Yaar Hove Jo Kare Pyaar Par Jatave Na
Sanu Hove Dard Te Oh Seh Pawe Na
Jad Vi Mile Jaffi Pa Ke Mile
Begania Vangu Kade Hath Milawe Na...View Full

Are you working woman or house-wife

A heart touching reply by a woman
Some one asked her : Are you a working woman or a house-wife ???
She replied : Yes I am a full time working house-wife.
I work 24 hours a day.....
I'm a "mum",
I'm a wife,
I'm a daughter,View Full

Pappu ko ek lawaris bandar mila

Pappu ko ek lawaris #bandar mila.
Wo usko police station le gya.
Inspector ne kaha, isko #Zoo le ke jayo... Next day #inspector ne pappu ko
bandar ke sath bus stop par dekha, Inspector: isko zoo nahi le kar gaye??? #Pappu: kal gaye the,View Full

Jug jug jeeve Khant wala Maan

Har ikk #geet vich paa deve jaan,
sada sabh da pyara jo #punjab di aa shaan,

koi aakhe #Babbu koi #Hitler aakh ke bulawe,
jug jug jeeve mera Khant wala #MaanView Full