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Joker ne wahi joke dobara sunaya

Ek joker ne logo ko 1 joke sunaya
to sab log bahut hase,
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Usne wahi joke dobara sunaya
to kam log hase..
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Usne wahi joke fir se sunaya
to koi bhi nahi hasa
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Ek ‎Doctor patient ke piche bhag raha tha

Ek ‎#Doctor patient ke piche bhag raha tha
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Logo ne Dr. se poocha...
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aap kyun bhag rahe ho patient ke piche?
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Dr. ne kaha = Ye ‎#Kamina har mahine
brain ka operation karvane aata hai,
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Logo ke Baal khade ho jate hain

Customer: Tum apne Sailoon mein
romanchk aur Rahasmai kitabe kyu rakhte ho?
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Naai: inhe padh kar logo ke
Baal khade ho jate hain
aur Mujhe baal katne me aasani hoti hai... :D
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Jab Life ka khel khatam hone lagta hai

Ham kabi samaj hi nai paate
ki kaun hamare liye khaas hai Aur kaun nahi
kabhi karib ke logon ko hurt kar dete to kabhi ajnabiyon ko madad kar dete hai...
Samajh bhi aisi chiz hai jo jarurat ke waqt kaam nai aati
jab Ye life ka khel khatam hone ko aata hai
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WhatsApp Song based on Aashiqui

The #WhatsApp Song: (image)
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Tone: Tum Hi Ho (Aashiqui 2)
———————————– Hum #offline ab reh nahi sakte
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Pyar Karna Koi Gunah Nahi Hota

Pyar Karna Koi Gunah Nahi Hota
#Pyar Se Pyara Koi Jazba Nahi hota

Pyar Ka #Rishta Is Liye Chupana Padta Hai
Kyun Ke Sacha Pyar Logo Se Bardasht Nahi Hota. .
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Bhagwan mujhe swarg mein aane do

1st Aadmi : Bhagwan main #Doctor hoon
aur maine logo ki bahot sewa ki hai
mujhe #swarg mein aane do. #Bhagwan: Nahi tum andar nahi aa sakte. 2nd Aadmi: Bhagwan main Brahmin hoon
aur maine sari zindagi aapki pooja ki hai
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Jab God logo ko dimag baant rahe the

Jab God Sab logo ko dimag baant rahe the,
tab kuch Girls,
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Gol Gappe kha rhi thi
Aur kuch.
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beauty parlor ke samne line me khadi thi :D :P
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Kuch Dosti Se Duniya Badal Jati Hai

Dil Se Likhi Baat Dil Ko Chu Jati Hai
Ye Aksar Ankahi Baat Keh Jati Hai
Kuch Log Dosti Ke Mayene Badal Dete Hain
Aur…
Kuch Logo Ki Dosti Se Duniya Badal Jati Hai :)
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Kagaz par toota hua dil bana diya

Chupp kar kahi kisi Aur se #Dosti nahi ki,
maine kiya tha pyar.. pyar ka karja chuka diya,
logo ne poochha jab udasi ka sabab……
To kore kagaz par toota hua #Dil bana diya….
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