RED ROSES

Ek din ek ladke ki girlfriend ka BIRTHDAY tha.
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Boy was not in that city..
So, he ordered 20 RED ROSE for his girlfriend..
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He called her up..
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE bheje hain
jitni saal ki tum ho gayi ho..
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Postman to santa packet deliver karne

Postman :- Oye Santa ! Pata hai mujhe yeh
packet deliver karne ke liye 5 meel chalna pada.
Santa :- itna chalne ki kya zarurat thi?
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Aap courier kar dete........ :D xDView Full

Shut up Confuse mat karo

Delivery ke Time..
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Wife: God, Ladka hi Ho.
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Husband: God, Ladki.
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God: Shut up! Confuse mat karo,
warna aisa confuse item nikalunga
tum log rowoge aur wo taali bajayega.View Full

What an Idea sir jee

My car broke down outside Pizza Hut last night..
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So I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and got a lift from the driver..
What an Idea sir jee... :P :O :D ;) :DView Full

Mere dil jigar liver mein ho tum

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
Waqt-Bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme mar jao vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein Ab to forever ho tum <3 :DView Full

The danger effect of Study

Smoking effects #LIPS
Drinking effects #LIVER
Love effects #HEART
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|But|
The most danger 1 is #STUDY
It effects the #BRAIN,
Direct Komma
Avoid it & Enjoy ;)  :PView Full