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Kyonki Facebook te Ghatt likes mile si

ਇੱਕ ਕੁੜੀ ਨੇ ਦੋਬਾਰਾ ਵਿਆਹ ਕਰਵਾ ਲਿਆ,
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ਪਹਿਲੇ ਵਿਆਹ ਵਾਲੀਆਂ ਫੋਟੋਆਂ ਨੂੰ
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When a boy sends dirty SMS to girl

#Attitude of Girls:
When a boy sends dirty 'SMS';
She laughs for 10 minutes;
Forwards that to her friends;
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And then replies the boy.
Mind it, I don't like that kind of 'SMS'!!! :P :v
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A good lecture should be like mini skirt

A good lecture should be
like a Girl’s mini skirt…
Long enough to cover the subject
&
short enough to create interest.
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Ni Teri Chat samajh ni aundi sanu

Mere naal add goriye
pahili tu #Facebook te
ho gye aa fan sohniye
mittran di desi look te
set ho ke #USA
like tu kardi jatta nu
Par teri chat samajh ni aundi
ni sanu desi #jatta nu
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Live a Life to Impress the Creator

One of the Nicest Message:
As soon as you die...
your identity becomes a "Body".
People use phrases like: "Bring the Body",
"Lower the Body in the Grave",
"Take the Body to the Graveyard" etc. etc....
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There are 3 Things i like about myself

I am not a Good ‎#Lover I mess up, I always make ‎#mistake, I Start a fight I easily get ‎#Jealous But There are 3 Things i like about myself I DONT PLAY, I GIVE MY ALL, I LOVE DEEPLY…. ♥♥
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I am like Cellphone & you my SIM card

Wife : How much do you ‎#Love me ?
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Santa : I love U so much, I can't measure.
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Wife : No just tell me.... :/
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Santa : Okay, I am like a ‎#Cellphone
& you are my ‎#SIM card,
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May your happiness increase like Petrol‬ Prices

May your happiness increase like ‪#‎Petrol‬ Prices
May your sorrow fall like an Indian ‪#‎Rupee‬
And may your joy fill your ‪#‎heart‬ like ‪#‎corruption‬ in India!
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Would You Like To See Magic

Bhayankar insult...
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Boyfriend: Would You Like To See Magic.. ??
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Girlfriend: Ofcourse Jaanu..!!
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Boyfriend: WHOOOOOOSHH"
You Are Single Now..!!
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I Like You I Love You

If I never met you, I wouldn't ‪#‎LIKE‬ you
If I didn't like you, I wouldn't ‪#‎LOVE‬ you
If I didn't love you, I wouldn't ‪#‎MISS‬ you.
But I did, I do, and I will.........
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