A boy to Police inspector:-
Sir mera dost kuch din se laapta hai
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Inspector : aakhri baar
kab aur kahan dekha tha ???
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Boy : #WhatsApp pe 3 din
pehle ka last seen hai..View Full
Best Moment Of Life..!
When You Need To Tell
Someone Your #Feelings.
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But You Just Can’t and
Then You Hug The Person
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And That Person Says In Your Ears…
I Understand... [♥]View Full
!~♥~! Dedicated to All Girls !~♥~!
She Says: “You are Just a Good Friend!”
Her Eyes Say: “I Can’t See you to be Anyone’s Boyfriend!”
She says: “Go Away!”View Full
IRONY of #Life:
The #Doctor hopes you fall ill.
The #Police hopes you become a criminal.
The #Lawyer hopes you get into trouble.
The #Priest wants you to get married.
The #Coffin maker wants you dead.
Only a #Thief wishes you prosperity in life!View Full
Santa went to a public toilet
and got out after 1 hour.
The sweeper asked for 20 rupees.
Santa: Saale Bathroom mein baithta tha,
#CYBER_ CAFE mein nahi!? :PView Full