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Police de aggo nahi langhida

ਵੇਖ ਬੇਗਾਨੀ ਤੀਂਵੀ
ਐਂਵੇ ਨੀ ਖੰਘੀਦਾ
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#Police ਦੇ ਅੱਗੋ ਤੇ
ਗਧੇ ਦੇ ਪਿੱਛੋਂ ਨੀ ਲੰਘੀਦਾ.... :D :P
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No one says I am Fantastic

When I drink Alcohol

everyOne says I'm Alcoholic…
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But..
When i drink #Fanta..
no one says I'm Fantastic..!!! :P
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Mera dost kuch din se laapta hai

A boy to Police inspector:-
Sir mera dost kuch din se laapta hai
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Inspector : aakhri baar
kab aur kahan dekha tha ???
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Boy : #WhatsApp pe 3 din
pehle ka last seen hai..
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When the Person Says I Understand

Best Moment Of Life..!
When You Need To Tell
Someone Your #Feelings.
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But You Just Can’t and
Then You Hug The Person
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And That Person Says In Your Ears… I Understand... [♥]
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Girls Eyes Reveals the Feelings

!~♥~! Dedicated to All Girls !~♥~!
She Says: “You are Just a Good Friend!”
Her Eyes Say: “I Can’t See you to be Anyone’s Boyfriend!” She says: “Go Away!”
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Who wishes prosperity in Life

IRONY of #Life:
The #Doctor hopes you fall ill.
The #Police hopes you become a criminal. The #Lawyer hopes you get into trouble.
The #Priest wants you to get married. The #Coffin maker wants you dead.
Only a #Thief wishes you prosperity in life!
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Santa went to a public toilet

Santa went to a public toilet
and got out after 1 hour. The sweeper asked for 20 rupees. Santa: Saale Bathroom mein baithta tha,
#CYBER_ CAFE mein nahi!? :P
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All female are same

I hate mosquitoes,
I mean I know I'm delicious
but damn..... :( :(
I know that female mosquitoes suck human blood...
All female are same...
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Computer Engineer Angry Girl

कंप्यूटर इंजीनियरिंग लड़की को किसी लड़के ने छेड़ा
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उसका गुस्सा ऐसे निकला .... अरे ओ
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Airtel 4G se bhi fast

Arey ‪#‎pagli‬ hamara #Pyar to
Airtel 4G se bhi fast hai <3
ek bar click karke to dekh
bina Loding ke seedhe
Dil mein utar jayenge...
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