One who goes opposite to the flow

Everyone goes with the flow
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but the one who goes opposite to the flow becomes someone remarkable in life..”
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Before I could explain this to the TRAFFIC POLICE..
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Saale Ne Challan kaat diya :D :PView Full

Terian Akhaan wich sar jahan disda

ਮੁੰਡਾ ‎#ਕੁੜੀ ਨੂੰ :- ਮੈਨੂੰ ਤੇਰੀ ਅੱਖਾਂ ਵਿਚ ਸਾਰਾ ‎#ਜਹਾਨ ਦਿਸਦਾ ਏ
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ਕੋਲੋ ਦੀ ਇਕ ਬੰਦਾ ਲੰਘਿਆ...View Full

Husband found Aladin's lamp

Husband: I found #Aladin's lamp today.
Wife: Wow, What did u ask for darling??
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Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
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Wife: oh..jaan.. Luv U so much.. Did he do that??
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Friends must be like two zeros

2 Friends must be like two zeros
(0,0)
Whose addition is zero,
Whose subtraction is zero,
Whose multiplication is zero
But their division is impossible!
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Haye Rabba oh tan Block kar gayi

ਸਾਡੀ ਹੱਸਦੀ ਵੱਸਦੀ ਜ਼ਿੰਦਗੀ ਨੂੰ
ਓਹ ਐਸਾ "#Lock " ਕਰ ਗਈ

"#Click" ਕਰਨ ਤੇ ਪਤਾ ਲੱਗਾ,
ਹਾਏ ਰੱਬਾ !View Full

3 ways to catch a Tiger

3 ways to catch a Tiger :
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Newton's Method -
Let the tiger catch you and then
you catch it ..

Einstein's Method -
Chase the tiger until it gets tired and
then catch it ..

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Marry Happiness always Love yourself

Flirt with your #IDEAS;
Have a Fling with #INNOCENCE;
Romance with your #DREAMS;
Get engaged to #SIMPLICITY;
Marry #HAPPINESS;
Divorce your #EGO;
And always #LOVE yourself  :)View Full

Pappu ko ek lawaris bandar mila

Pappu ko ek lawaris #bandar mila.
Wo usko police station le gya.
Inspector ne kaha, isko #Zoo le ke jayo... Next day #inspector ne pappu ko
bandar ke sath bus stop par dekha, Inspector: isko zoo nahi le kar gaye??? #Pappu: kal gaye the,View Full

Police wale da munda fail ho gya

PoLice ਵਾਲਾ ਆਪਣੇ ਮੁੰਡੇ ਨੂੰ :-
ਤੇਰਾ ਅੱਜ ਤੋਂ ਖੇਡਣਾ ਬੰਦ , TV ਦੇਖਣਾ ਬੰਦ
ਕੰਜਰ ਪੜਦਾ ਹੀ ਨਹੀ. ਹਰ ਵਾਰ ਫੇਲ ਹੋ ਕੇ ਆ ਜਾਂਦਾ
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What is Real Tension

What is Tension ?..
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1 sundar ladki ne aapse lift mangi...
Raste me uski tabiyat kharab ho gayi...
aap use hospital le gaye.
Doctor bola : 'Mubarak ho aapbaap banne wale ho'
Lo ho gayi tension............
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