A True Love Story

A True Love Story: ♥♥
Ek Ladki jo andhi thi, Sabhi usse nafrat karte the
Sivaye uske boyfriend ke,
Wo aksar apne boyfriend se kehti main
Dekh pati to tum se shaadi kar leti,
Ek din achanak kisi ne use aankhe daan kardi,View Full

Samajhdar Ladka BoyFriend bana do

Ladki mandir mein:
"Hey Bhagwan...
Kisi samajhdar ladke ko
mera #BoyFriend bana do..
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#Bhagwan:- Ghar chali ja beti..
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Samajhdar ladke kabhi
#GirlFriend nahi banate. :P
Boys Thoko Like (y)View Full

Ladki ko unknown no. se call

Ek ladki ko koi phone pe unknown no. se
call karke preshan kar rha tha.
To us larki ne nya sim card liya
aur
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Us unknown no pe call kar k kaha
maine vo sim band kr diya hai
ab tujhe jo karna hai kar leView Full

FACEBOOK ki leela

FACEBOOK ki leela....

#Facebook ki leela sab par padi bhaari hai,
71 saal ki burhiya bhi yahan kunwaari hai..
Chacha ki bhi kismat badal jaati hai,
18 saal ki chaachi yahan mil jaati hai..
Ladke yahan ladkiyan ban jaate hain,View Full

Waqt Se Pehle Kismat Ke Bina

Kehte Hein Waqt Se Pehle
Or Kismat Ke Bina
Kisi Ko Kuch Nahi Milta
. . . . ~Afsos~ . . . . . .
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Mere Paas #Waqt Nahi
Or Ladkiyon Ke Paas #Kismat Nahi… :D :PView Full

Sir Mein Bahut Garib Hu

Teacher to Boy:
Nalayak, Class Mein Din Bhar
Ladkiyon Ke Saath Itni Baatein Kyu Karta Rehta Hai?
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Boy: Sir, Mein Bahut Garib Hu!
Mere #Mobile me #WhatsApp Nahi Hai !!! ;) :PView Full

Oversmart Girls insulted by boys

2 ladke 2 ladkiyon ka picha kar rhe the
dono ladkiyon ne market se #Rakhi kharidi
aur dono ko rakhi bandh di
dono ladke ek doosre ki tarf dekhne lage aur bole
Tu meri behn se shadi kar le mein teri behn se shadi kar leta hun.. :DView Full

Ladki fasani seekh le

Santa asks Banta: Tujhe ladki fasani aati hai?
Banta: Nahi..!

Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le..
Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana..
Phir usey Class mein uda..
Mam k puchne par.. larki ka naam lagade..
BAS FAS GAYI LADKI . . .View Full

Gift bhi kya maang rahi hai

Pappu ne ek ladki ko I Love You.. Bola...
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Girl : Meri Chappal Ki Size Pata Hai Kya..?
Pappu :- OH...Ho..
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#Propose KIYA NHI Ke
GIFT MANGNA SHURU...
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Aur gift bhi kya maang rahi hai ,
Chappal ???
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Kuch positive baat nahi?

Ladki Wale: Beta-drink karte ho ?
haan Ji !

Cigarette ?
haan ji

Jua/satta ?
Haan ji

Danga-fasad ?
Haan Ji

Sari Negative baatein hain !!
kuch +ve baat hai kya ?
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