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Effect of Star Plus on Girls

Boy: Jaan, Tumhara Naam apne haath pe likhu ya Dil pe?
Girl: idhar udhar kyun likhey ho..
Agar sacha Pyar karte ho to apni property ke Papers pe likh do...
('_') Oye Teri,  yaar ladkiyan kitni chalak ho gyi hain
star plus dekh dekh ke'
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Agar Ladki ko mana kar dein to

Yakeen karen ...!!
Aap kabhi kisi ladki ka koi kaam
karne se mana kar dein to
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foran aisi shakal bana leti hai
jaise kisi Gareeb ki Tankha maari gai ho :P :D
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Change The Indian Society

OUR INDIAN SOCIETY :
1) Akeli ladki mile to EVE-TEASING/RAPE kar do...
par apni behan ko koi dekh bhi le to
IZZAT/MAAN/ SAMMAN ki baat karte hai log.... 2) Beti ko DOWRY k liye Zinda
jala diya jaye to chup raho...
par beti/beta apni marzi se
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School ka vo Last day

School ka vo Last day....
jab sari ladkiya Saree me aati hai....
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We all have a feeling k saala ye "Pooja" bhi Itni Sunder hai
School dress mein pata hi nahi chala yaar...
Ye to Pat hi Jaati...
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Kya main uski jagah le sakti hu

1 ladki ki death ke Baad Uski #Friend
uske boyfriend ke paas gayi or boli, "Kya main uski jagah le sakti hu......??"...
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Superb Answer...
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BoyFriend- "Mujhe to koi Aitraz Nahi
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Ladkiyon ki Aadhi Zindagi Talash Mein

Ladkiyon ki Aadhi Zindagi,
#Husband ki 'Talash' mein...
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Aur Baaki ki Aadhi,
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Husband ki 'Talaashi' mein guzar jaati hai! :D :P
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Dil mein milne ka khyaal aaya

Apne roop se usne mujhe apna aashiq banaya.
Apni adaon se usne mere Dil ko churaya.
Kehne ko to bahut kuch hai uske bare mein
Lekin har baar us ladki ko dekh kar
Dil mein bas use milne ka hi khyaal aaya...
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Tum mere bina 1 din bitao

Ek Ladki apne boyfriend se bahut pyar karti thi
Ek din usne apne boyfrnd se kaha
tum mere bina 1 din bita k dikhao.
B.F. ne apni G.F. ke bina ek din bitaya
Aur wo jeet gya..
Doosre din khushi se wo G.F se milne gya.
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Tu ladki ha ya malikay husan

Tu ladki ha ya malikay husan,
ye tera husan ha ya aag lgata hua koi parmanu bomb,
jo bhi tuje dekhe ho jae tere khawabo mein gum,
agar tu mujhe na mili to hum jo jayege es jaha se gum...
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Ladkiyan itni Ullu Kyun Hoti Hain

Ladki: Is mirror ki kya keemat hai??
SHOPKEEPER : Rs.1000 !
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Ladki: ohh.. bahut mehnga he..
kya isme koi khaas baat he??
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SHOPKEEPER: aap isko
100 floor se niche girao,
ye mirror 99 floor takk nai tutega...
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