Karo us ladki se AASHQUI

1 baat bataon RAAZ ki,
karo us ladki se "AASHQUI",
Jis ke chehre pe ho "SAADGI",
Sanson mein ho "TAAZGI",
Chandni ho "CHAND ki,
Rani ho "RAAT" ki,
Khushbu ho "GULAB" ki,View Full

Ladke narak mein bhi mile to

Who is a Boy?
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Ladke wo hai,
Jo marne ke baad narak mein bhi mile to,
Waha bhi kehte hain:
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“Abe yamraj ki ladki dekhi”..?
Kya maal hai yaar” :P :DView Full

Ek ladka ladki ko dekhne jata hai

Ek ladki ko ladka dekhne jata hai
ladka ladki se akele main baat karna chahta hai
to uske gharwale bhej dete hai

ladke ko bathroom aaya hota hai
to ladka kehta hai ki aap apni bathroom karne ki jagah batayo
ladki boli:- pehle aap batayoView Full

Mera Birthday hai kya gift doge

Ladki: kal mera #Birthday hai
tum mujhe kya gift doge.....?
Ladka: tum btao tumhe kya chahiye....?

Ladki: Ring... ^_^ ;)
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Ladka: isme kya hai lo abhi de deta hun
par uthana mat balance kam hai .... :D xD :PView Full

Ladkiyan Husn Pe Naaz Karti Hain

Gor pharmaiyega..
AaJ KaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe NaaZ Karti Hain..
Wah...wah...
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AaJ KaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe NaaZ Karti Hain..
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Grammar to aata nahi Magar
English mein baat karti hain.View Full

What is Real Tension

What is Tension ?..
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1 sundar ladki ne aapse lift mangi...
Raste me uski tabiyat kharab ho gayi...
aap use hospital le gaye.
Doctor bola : 'Mubarak ho aapbaap banne wale ho'
Lo ho gayi tension............
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Tu Hamesha Galat Hi Sochti Hai

Bahu : Maaji, Ye Abhi Tak Nahi Aaye,
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Kahi Koi Ladki Ka Chakkar To Nahi Hai
Unke ?
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Maa : Arre Kambakht Tu To
Hamesha Galat Hi Sochti Hai,
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Ho Sakta Hai Ki
Kisi TRUCK Ke Neeche Aa Gaya HoView Full

Save Girls We can Save Tigers Later

Becoz of Global Warming........
Our Next generation will not b able to see Tigers !!!!
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To Hum kya kare?
Hamne bhi to Dinosaur nahi dekha hai.

Kabhi Shikayat ki kya?View Full

Election ki date fix ho gayi hai

Election ki date fix ho gayi hai
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Ab pata chalega ki
mohalle ki konsi  LADKIAN
18 saal ki ho gai hain ;) :PView Full

And I am still single

8 planets,
204 countries,
809 islands,
7 seas,
6000000000+ people,
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AND I'M STILL SINGLE
Ladkiyo doob maro ........ :P :DView Full