Ek Ladka-Ladki Hotel Mein Gaye

Ek Ladka-Ladki Hotel Mein Gaye
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Waiter:- Kya Loge ?
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Ladki:- Sabziyoo Waali Roti...
Waiter:- What ??
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Larka:- Gaon Ki Hai,
PIZZA Maang Rahi Hai... :DView Full

Aapki shadi ho gayi

Boss: Aapki shadi ho gayi.. ??
Pappu: Haanji, 1 ladki se hui hai.
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Boss: Shadi to ladki se hi hoti hai.
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Pappu: Naa ji
meri behan ki to ladke se hui hai... o.O :o :pView Full

Jab Boys Girls class mein hans rahe ho

Jab Class Mein Boys Hansi - Mazaak Kare
Tab Sir Ka Reaction..
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"Kya Hai..
Kyon Itni Zyaada Hansi Aa Rahi Hai.
Koi Joke Yaad Aa Gaya Kya.. ??
GET OUT Tumhari Attendance Nahi Lagegi"
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About Me koi believe hi nahi karta

About Me:
Age 2 Yrs..Nurse ko laat mari…
Age 3 Yrs..Papa ki whisky ki bottle khaali
Age 4 Yrs..ghar walon ki naak mein dum.
Age 5 Yrs..Neighbours ki bell Baja ke bhagaaa..
Age 6 Yrs..school mein Teacher ko line mari..View Full

Ladkiyo ke 7 jhooth

Ladkiyon ke 7 jhooth ..???
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1. I Love u..
2. Aapki kasam..
3. U R my 1st love..
4. Balance nahi hai..
5. Awaaz nahi aa rahi..
6. Parents sath mein hai..
7. Mai tumhe hi yaad kar rahi thi..View Full

Ladkon ka dil dariya hota hai

Ladka propose mare to ladki ke
5 jawab ho sakte hai -
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1. No
2. Yes
3. Main apko sirf dost samajhti hu
4. I 'm engaged
5. I love someone else...
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Ladki kisi ladke ko propose kare
to ladke ke 5 jawabView Full

Tune us ladki ke liye ‎Cigarette chod di

Boy 1:  tune us ladki ke liye ‎#Cigarette chod di..??
Boy 2:  haan
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Boy 1:  ‎#daru bhi chhor di..??
Boy 2:  haan!
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Boy 1: Jua bhi chhor diya..???
Boy 2: haan!!
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Dad watching ‎Fashion TV and Son Came

Dad watching ‎#Fashion TV...
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Suddenly Son Came...
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DAD : Gareeb Ladkiya Hai Bechari
Dekho Bechariyo ko
Kapde Khareedne Ke Liye Bhi Paise Nahi Hai... !!!
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Son : Iss Se Bhi Gareeb ChahiyeView Full

Agar Ho jaye beautiful Ladki ka Deedar

Arz Kiya Hai...
Zara Gaur Farmaiyye Ga !!
2 Meel Door Se Agar Ho jaye.
Kisi beautiful Ladki ka Deedar
Waah ... Wahh.... 2 Meel Door Se Agar Ho jaye..
Kisi beautiful Ladki ka Deedar. To Langda Bhi Aaye Bhage Jaise
#KariZma ZMR... :DView Full

Accounting‬ ki Ladki Kaise Gaali Degi

#‎Accounting‬ Ki Ladki Kisi Ladke Ko
Jab Gaali De To Kaise Gaali Degi !!! -Saale Dishonour ‪#‎Cheque‬
-Zameen Pe ‪#‎Liability‬
-Maa Baap Ki Kharaab ‪#‎Statement‬View Full