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Ladki 18th floor se gir gai

Ek ladki 18th floor se gir gai
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13th floor pe 1 ladke ne catch kar liya
aur poocha mujh se pyar karogi
Ladki: No.
Ladke ne usay chor diya
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9th floor pe 1 aur ladke ne catch kiya
poocha mujhe kiss karogi
ladki: No
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A Great message for All Lovers

BOY: Kya mein tumhe pyara lagta hun?
GIRL: Nahi
BOY: Kya tum mere saath rehna chahti ho?
GIRL: Nahi
BOY: Agar mein mar jaon to tum ro gi?
GIRL: Nahi
Ladka bahut udaas ho gaya use bahut dukh hua aur wo rone lga
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Ladka Tum soti kab ho

Ladka ( Ladki se ) Tum soti kab ho ?
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Ladki : Jab Dil karta hai so Jati ho,
Jab Dil karta hai uth jati ho ! 
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Ladka : Tum toh bilkol mere 'Kutte' par gai ho !
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50% ladkiya bewkoof hoti hain

Ek newspaper me chhapa ki...
"50% ladkiya bewkoof hoti hain"
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Is baat par ladkiyo ne khoob halla machaya..
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Fir next day jab ye chapa ke "50%
ladkiya bewkoof nahi hoti"
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Call recieve kyo nahi kiya

Ek dam jaanleva... :P
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Ladka :"Call recieve kyo nahi kiya ???
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Ladki :"Wo main
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Wo main
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Wo main
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Wo main
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Mujhe Facebook pe ID bana do

Aaj Mujhe Ek ladki kehti,,,,
Mujhe facebook pe ID bana do,,
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Maine kaha: Tujhe ID Chalani Aati bhi hai kya.??
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Woh kehti : Chala aap lena.....
main picche baith jaungi :D o_O :P
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Koi itna pyar kaise kar sakta hai

Ek Ladke ne ek Ladki ko propose
kiya through msg..
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Msg padhne ke baad
Ladki ne 2 din mein uss se shadi karli
Ye sochkar ki koi itna sara pyar kaise kar sakta hai..
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Socho ladke ne kya likha hoga msg mein.??
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Ladkiyan 2 type ki hoti hai

LADKIYAN 2 Type Ki Hoti Hai

1st- BORING

2nd- INTERSTING
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BORING- jo DHOOP mein bhi UMBRELLA le kar ghumti hain.
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Train mein lutero ne zevar

Train mein lutero ne
ek ladki ke zevar loot liye...
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Log bole- shukar karo ki
izzat nahi looti...
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Ladki chillai: Tumhari maa ki
aankh saalo !!! >_<
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Ladka girlfriend ke sath ghumne

Ek ladka apni girlfriend ko le ke ghumne jaata hai.
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aur bahut tez barish ho jati hai
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Socho bahut tez barish me kya hua hoga..???
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Socho..
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Socho..
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