Ladka I Love U bolta hai

Girl: Papa 1 Ladka baar baar ‘I Love U’ bolta hai,
kya karun?

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Father: Beta us se shadi kar le,
Zindagi mein agar dubara bol de to mera Naam badal dena :DView Full

Ladka girlfriend ke sath ghumne

Ek ladka apni girlfriend ko le ke ghumne jaata hai.
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aur bahut tez barish ho jati hai
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Socho bahut tez barish me kya hua hoga..???
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Socho..
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Socho..
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Beta sab tumhare naam karti hoon

Dadi marte hue boli :
"Beta mein apna farm, 6 tractor, 50 janwar
& 22,389,630 cash tumhare naam karti hoon"
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Ladka = Dadi ye sab hai kaha.. ??
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Aaj kal ki ladkiyon ka dress

Aaj kal ki ladkiyon ka dress
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Yahan se less

vahan se less

kabhi sleeveless

to kabhi backless
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Aur koi ladka ghoor ke dekhe
to kehti hain..View Full

Shut up Confuse mat karo

Delivery ke Time..
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Wife: God, Ladka hi Ho.
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Husband: God, Ladki.
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God: Shut up! Confuse mat karo,
warna aisa confuse item nikalunga
tum log rowoge aur wo taali bajayega.View Full

Traffic police chalan - Naam bol

Traffic police chalan book nikal ke bola:
'Naam bol?'
Ladka: Galti ho gayi Sir.
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Police: Naam Bol
Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar jane do...
dobara nahi hoga
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Police: Naam bolView Full

Girl Friend aaj ghar mein koi nhi hai

Girl Friend Romantic mood mein:
aaj ghar mein koi nhi hai, aa jao..
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Boy- tu mere ghar aaja pagli,
mere ghar sab log hain
Tera mann laga rahega
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Moral- har ladka kamina nahi hotaView Full

Ek Ladka-Ladki Hotel Mein Gaye

Ek Ladka-Ladki Hotel Mein Gaye
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Waiter:- Kya Loge ?
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Ladki:- Sabziyoo Waali Roti...
Waiter:- What ??
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Larka:- Gaon Ki Hai,
PIZZA Maang Rahi Hai... :DView Full

3 ladkon ne daru pee ke taxi roki

3 ladkon ne daru pee ke ek taxi roki.
Driver samjh gya.
Uss ne gaadi start ki aur fir band kar di.
Bola lo saab hum pahuch gye.
1st ne usse paise de diye.
2nd bola thank you
aur 3rd ne ek thapad diya!View Full

Is umar mein Beer peene lage

10 saal ka ladka : 1 kingfisher Beer dena..
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Dukandar : Is umar mein Beer peene lage ?
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Boy : Nahi, Ye chhote bhai ke liye hai..
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Mere liye 1 Royal Stag ka Quarter de... :D :vView Full