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HEER boli Ae diwane tu kya jaane

HEER paidal ja rahi thi,1 ladka Awaj deta hai...
Ae deewani peachey mud ke dekh tera dupatta zameen se ghisa ja raha hai
HEER boli Ae diwane tu kya jaane,
ye bhi apna farz nibha raha hai,
koi choom na le mere kadmo ki mitti ko RANJE ke siwa
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Ladka laptop le kar baith gya

1 ladka daaru pee ke aaya aur Baap se bachne ke liye laptop le kar baith gya..

Baap: daaru pee ke aaya hai na?
Beta: Nahi To..

Baap: Kaminey,
fir briefcase khol ke kya type kar raha hai? :-P
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Kamine tu CIVIL ENGINEER hai na

Ladki- (sharma ke) ye pyar kya hota hai? .

Ladka- pyar ka rishta 2 insaano me

wohi hota he jo cement or rait

k darmiyan pani ka hota hai farz karo .

dekho

Ladka= cement

Ladki= rait
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Ladka English chalegi na

Ek ladka, ladki dekhne gaya,
usne English mein baat karne ki sochi
aur bola: English chalegi na?
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Ladki sharmate hue:
soda,namkeen aur leg piece
sath me ho to
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Har Ek ki life mein aisa

Har Ladki Ki Life Mein 1 Aisa Ladka
Hota Hai Jise Wo Bhulaa Nhi Sakti...
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Har Ladke Ki Life Mein 1 Aisi Ladki
Hoti Hai Jise Wo Pa Nahi Sakta... :(
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Shaadi main ek smart ladka

Shaadi main ek SMART ladka ladki se:
aap dance karogi :))
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Ladki sharma ke boli: "yes ...".
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Ladka pyar se bola:
To phir aapki "kursi"  main le jaon Didi.??........... -. :p
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RED ROSES

Ek din ek ladke ki girlfriend ka BIRTHDAY tha.
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Boy was not in that city..
So, he ordered 20 RED ROSE for his girlfriend..
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He called her up..
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE bheje hain
jitni saal ki tum ho gayi ho..
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A Great message for All Lovers

BOY: Kya mein tumhe pyara lagta hun?
GIRL: Nahi
BOY: Kya tum mere saath rehna chahti ho?
GIRL: Nahi
BOY: Agar mein mar jaon to tum ro gi?
GIRL: Nahi
Ladka bahut udaas ho gaya use bahut dukh hua aur wo rone lga
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Ladka Tum soti kab ho

Ladka ( Ladki se ) Tum soti kab ho ?
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Ladki : Jab Dil karta hai so Jati ho,
Jab Dil karta hai uth jati ho ! 
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Ladka : Tum toh bilkol mere 'Kutte' par gai ho !
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Call recieve kyo nahi kiya

Ek dam jaanleva... :P
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Ladka :"Call recieve kyo nahi kiya ???
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Ladki :"Wo main
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Wo main
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Wo main
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