Miss Main apko kaisa lagta hun

3rd class ka baccha apni Teacher se kehta hai
Main aapko kaisa lagta hun... ?
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Miss :- so sweet..
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Baccha :- To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap ke
ghar kab bheju.. ??
Miss: wo kyon.. ??
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Science Teacher - Zinda rehne ke liye kya

SCIENCE Teacher to her nalayak student...
Zinda rehne ke liye kya zaroori hai???
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Nalayak student : socha
socha..
aur phir cheekh kar bola...
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"Zinda rehne ke liye teri kasam...View Full

Ram aur Raavan bada serious yudh

Ram aur Raavan Bada serious yudh kar rahe the.
Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peeche kisi ko khada dekha.

Raavan: Chal yar bye.
Ram: kya hua?

Raavan : Nahi yaar bas bye, Le sita ko Leja .
Ram: Arre hua kya, Ruk to sahi .
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Bekraar kar ke hamein yoon naa jaiye

Bekraar kar ke hamein yoon naa jaiye .
Aap ko hamari kasam !!!
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Inbox main aayiye.... ;) :PView Full

Ladkiyo ke 7 jhooth

Ladkiyon ke 7 jhooth ..???
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1. I Love u..
2. Aapki kasam..
3. U R my 1st love..
4. Balance nahi hai..
5. Awaaz nahi aa rahi..
6. Parents sath mein hai..
7. Mai tumhe hi yaad kar rahi thi..View Full

Bas itni hi kahaani hai meri

Bas Itni Hi Kahaani Thi Meri,
Ek Ladki Thi Jo Bagal Mein Bhaithi Thi..
Ek Kuch Doctor Jo Abhi Bhi Iss
Umeed Me The Ki Shayad Yeh
Murda Phir Jaag Pade.. Ek Dost Tha Jo Pagal Tha..
Ek Aur LadkiThi Jisne Apna Sab Kuch Haar Diya Tha Mujhpe..View Full

Hame Uski Kasam Dekar Hazaron ne loota

SHMAA Ko SHMAA Ki BahaRoN Ne LOOTa.. HAm Ko KAsTi Ke KiNaRoN nE LOOTa Wo tO Ek Hi KaSaM se Darr Gayi... Or Hame To uski KAsAm DEkAr HaZaRoN nE LOOTa...View Full

GirlFriend‬ Ke Sath Date Pe Jaa Rahe Ho

Apni ‪#‎GirlFriend‬ Ke Sath Date Pe Jaa Rahe Ho !!!
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Par Chahte Ho Ki Khaane Peene Mein,
Faltu Ka Kharcha Na Ho...
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To Uss Se Puchho
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Kya Khaayegi Moti?? ;)View Full

Pani boil karne se kitanu mar jate hain

Science kehta hai ki,
Pani boil karne se kitanu mar jate hain
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par science ko ye nahi pata ki
kitanuo ke marne ke baad
unki ''Dead bodies'' to  pani mein hi reh jati hain o_O
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Kasam bachpan se genius hu..View Full

Yaaron ne Pila di Uski Kasam Dekar

Peete The Sharab Ham,
Usne Chuda di Apni Kasam Dekar,
Jab Mehfil Mein Gaye The Ham,
Yaaron Ne Pila di Uski Kasam Dekar...View Full