Mera school bag bhi le ja

Sabse sweet dhamki ::

Jab chor chori karke bhaag raha tha

tab bacha jaag gaya aur bola

Mera school bag bhi le ja KaMINE
warna mummy ko jaga doonga... :DView Full

Customer To Hotel Manager Jaldi Chalo

Customer To Hotel Manager:-
Jaldi Chalo
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… Meri Biwi
Khidki Se Kud Kar Jaan Dena Chahti Hai.
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Manager:- So, What Can I Do?
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Customer:- Kamine…View Full

Pain of missing friends is realized

The pain of Missing Friends
is realized when
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U R standing some where nd see
a group of Friends having fun...
U smile nd say to urself
'HUM TO IS'SE BHI JYADA KAMINE THE' :PView Full

Facebook BBM WhatsApp ki Meharbani hai

Arz Kiya Hai....
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Bigdi Hui #Zindagi Ki Bas Itni Si Kahaani Hai....
Wah... Wah...
Bigdi Hui #Zindagi Ki Bas Itni Si Kahaani Hai....
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Wah... Wah...
20% To Hum Bachpan Se #Kamine The....View Full

Gunaah ikk hor baaki E

Tere gunaahna di list cho gunaah ikk hor baaki E,
Lokan ch haale udd di eh #Afwaah ikk hor baaki E,

Tere hathon Aashiq hona tabaah ikk hor baaki E,
Maut di dehleez te khada saah ikk hor baaki E,
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Tu fir Fridge mein susu kar aaya

chota baby= Mummy kal mai jab susu karne utha
to bathroom ka darwaja kholte hi
light apne aap on ho gyi...
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Mummy= Kamine kutte,  tu fir
Fridge mein susu kar aaya hai :D :PView Full

machar preshaan kar raha tha

1 sardar ko 1 machar preshaan kar raha tha.
tang aa kar wo bed ke neche so gya

tabhi waha 1 jugnu aa gya.
sardar bola kamine ab torch le kar dhund raha hai... :DView Full

TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer

TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer:
Q: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate ho?
Farmer : Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko...
Farmer : Ghaas...
Anchor: Aur Kale ko?
Farmer : U'se bhi Ghaas hi khilata hu.....View Full

Ladkiyon Ka Aitbar Nahi

1st Girl :- Aaj Kal Ke Ladko Ka Koi Aitbar Nahi.!!
Main To Ab Uss kamine ka Mooh Bhi Nahi Dekhungi
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2nd Girl :- Kyon Kya Hua,
Tumne Usey Kisi Aur Ladki Ke Sath Dekh Liya......??
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Dislike button meaning in india

What the #Dislike button on Facebook means in India:
Chup Be
Kaminee
Bhag Saale
Chal Jhoothi
Munh Dho Ke Aa
Shakal Dekhi Hai !!!View Full