Jitna tum mujhe karti ho

GIRL: I LOVE U. 
BOY: Me too. 
GIRL: kitna karte ho. 
BOY:  Jitna tum mujhe karti ho.
GIRL:  KAMINE, Kutte main sochti thi ki tum sachha pyar karte ho..View Full

Ladka laptop le kar baith gya

1 ladka daaru pee ke aaya aur Baap se bachne ke liye laptop le kar baith gya..

Baap: daaru pee ke aaya hai na?
Beta: Nahi To..

Baap: Kaminey,
fir briefcase khol ke kya type kar raha hai? :-PView Full

Kamine tu CIVIL ENGINEER hai na

Ladki- (sharma ke) ye pyar kya hota hai? .

Ladka- pyar ka rishta 2 insaano me

wohi hota he jo cement or rait

k darmiyan pani ka hota hai farz karo .

dekho

Ladka= cement

Ladki= rait
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Jis bus me baithi ho hasinaye

Arz kiya hai-
Jis Bus me Baithi ho Hasinaye,
Uss Bus ke Shishe Chatak jate hein,
Driver Chahe jitni Tez Chalaye
kayi Kamine fir bhi Latak jate hein...View Full

Main akela udaas nadi ke kinare

Ek din main akela udaas nadi ke
kinare baith kar usme patthar pheink raha tha...
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Tabhi ek medhak nikla aur bola:
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Aaja paani ke andarView Full

Boys on bike Triple riding banned

Kaminey Friends..
4 Boys on bike...
Police:  Triple riding is banned aur tum 4 baithe ho.. ??
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Boys shocked
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Looks behind..
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And says:- Saalo kamino 5va kaha gir gya.. ??View Full

Class main master ji sharab liye

Arz kiya hai.
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Class main master ji sharab liye baithe hain...
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gaur farmiega
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class main master ji sharab liye baithe hain..
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aur bache itne kamine hainView Full

Pati Na Kajre Ki Dhaar

Pati - Na Kajre Ki Dhaar
Na Motiyon Ke HaaR
Na Koi Kiya Singar
Fir Bhi Kitni Sundar Ho
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Patni - Kaminey Saaf Bol Na
MAKE-UP
Ke Liye Paise Nahi DungaView Full

Ladke ne marne se pehle 2 msg kiye

Sweet Story... :))
1 ladke ne marne se 3 minute pehle 2 msg kiye..
1 GF Ko aur 1 dost ko..
Main jaa raha hu reply fast..

1st reply GF ka aaya:"tum kahan ja rahe ho,
i m busy baad me milenge..
Ye sun kar usey bohat dard hua.. :((View Full

Mummy ka pet phoola hua kyun hai

~~~Kamina Bachha~~~~
Boy :"Papa mummy ka pet itna
phoola hua kyun hai..??
Papa : "Kaminey tujhe sab pata hai.. /

Boy : Promise papa mujhe nahi pata...
Aap batao na.

Papa : Paani bhara hua haiView Full