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Tujhe swiming aati hai

Bush- Tujhe swiming aati hai?
Lalu- No
Bush- Tere se to Kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai
Lalu- Tuje aati hai?
Bush- Ya
Lalu- Fir tere or Kute me kya fark hai
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Kudian mooho kehda Lafz vdiya lagda

Kudian de Mooho Kehda
Lafz
Ziada vadia Lagda.. ??

A - SoRry
B - Thanx
C - Kutta Kamina
D - Bandar
E - Daffar
F - I Like U
G - I Love U :p
H - Dfaa Ho
I - Shut Up
J - Idiot
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When a small kid hits you

That Angry Moment
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When a small kid
hits u without any reason
in front of his mom n
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u cant do anything but smile
n say . . . . "kitna cute hai (Sala kutta)
" :D- :o :/ lolo (True)
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Aaj kal ki ladkiyon ka dress

Aaj kal ki ladkiyon ka dress
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Yahan se less

vahan se less

kabhi sleeveless

to kabhi backless
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Aur koi ladka ghoor ke dekhe
to kehti hain..
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Greedy Dog English & Punjabi Remix Edition

Greedy Dog 0nce there was a bhukha kutta. He was very bhukha.
He was phiring loor loor. He look the shop of chacha Fika. He take one boti from there
and nassing speedo speed. When he guzra from naalay walay pul ton,
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Hamare Pyar ke bare Kisi Ko Mat batana

Ladkiya nahi sudhregi...
Boy: Darling Hamare Pyar Ke Baare Mein
Kisi Ko Kuch Mat batana
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Girl: Teri Behan Ko To Zarur Bataungi
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Kamini Kehti Thi Koi
Kutta Hi Hoga Jo Tum Se
Pyar Karega..... :D :P
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Navjot Singh Sidhu's Son in School

Navjot Singh Sidhu's Son in School.
Teacher : What is a Noun?
Oye Paaji... Arz kiya hai.
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Kutta bhi hota hai apni gali me King.
Noun is the name of any Person, Place or Thing. !!! :D :P
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Heart touching word by Girl

Very innocent and heart touching Word
said by Girl after loosing her #BoyFriend
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KUTTA  :D :P
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Santa going for Lion hunt

Santa GUN lekar darwaze ke paas khada tha.
Santa's wife: Why R U standing there

Santa:-Sher(Lion) ka shikaar karne ja rha hu.
Wife: To jao na khade kyo ho?
Santa:-kaise jau! :/
bahar #KUTTA khada hai...  :D
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Two Problems of Girls

Every Girl has Two Problems:
1. Kutta Kaise Dekh Raha Hai!
2. Kutta Dekh Bhi Nahi Raha!
Kutta Kare To Kare Kya?
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