Sada khyal tuhade dil wich

Tuhada andaaz dil nu chu jaan wala hai
sada dil tuhade dil naal mil jaan wala hai
rakhin khulla apne dil de darwaje nu
sada khyal tuhade dil wich aaun wala haiView Full

Ladkiyan 2 type ki hoti hai

LADKIYAN 2 Type Ki Hoti Hai

1st- BORING

2nd- INTERSTING
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BORING- jo DHOOP mein bhi UMBRELLA le kar ghumti hain.
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Santa Wife nu chaah lai ke aa

Sante di wife Sante nu :-
uttho ji thodi jaan good morning kehndi aa..

Santa--chal chaah lai ke aa..
nai ta dekhi kutt kini paindi aa...

Gud Morning !!! with cute smile :)View Full

Girl Mein Tumhe Nahi Jaanti

Boy : What is Ur Name?
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Girl : Kyu Bataon, Mein Tumhe Nahi Jaanti.
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Boy: Na Batao Mein Konsa Tumhen Apni New
HONDA Car Main Bitha Ke 5 Star Resturant
Le Jaane Wala Tha.
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Bimar Engineering Student

Bimar Engineering Student
Theek Nahi Ho Raha Tha,
Ek Din Uski Maa Usko Boli....
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Maa = Jaa kar Janwar Ke Doctor Ko Dikha,
To Hi Theek Hoga.. :-\
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Beta = Arey Jaanwaro Ke Doctor Ko Kyu..???
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Ohda Shehar Bewafai Wich Mashoor Si

Lod Nahi E Ajj Mohabbat Di Sanu
Kal Jad Si, Tan Ohnu Vi Bada Garuur Si
Ishq De Nave Seher Wich
Assi Vi Anjaan Reh Gye, Ohnu Na Jaan Paye
Ke Ohda Shehar Tan Bewafai Wich Mashoor Si…View Full

Aaj Maine 1 Jaan Bachai

Aaj Maine 1 Jaan Bachai.
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Pucho kaise?
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Bhikhari Ko Pucha :- 1000 Ka Note Du To Kya Karega? Bhikhari bola :- Khushi Se Mar Jaunga.
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Maine NAHI DIYA…;-) :DView Full

Pappu samundar mein gir gya

Pappu samundar mein gir gya aur doobne laga
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Doobte-doobte uss ke haath me machhli aa gai
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Usne machhli ko pakad ke bahar phenk diya aur bola :"
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TU TO APNI JAAN BACHA LE :O :P :DView Full

Munda sohniye ni iphone varga

O jaAn jaAn ਖੰਘਦੀ ਏ ___ shEd - shEd lAnghdi ਏ __
ਅਸੀਂ jiNd jAAn ਯਾਰਾ ohto ਵਾਰਦੇ ____
ਤੂ bhaal ਦੀਏ CasH gorRiyEE ___
ਮੁੰਡਾ Sohniyee ਨੀ i - phone ਵਰਗਾ _____View Full

Main paise nu kyon sanman deva

sunea paise naal hi lobh-hankaar vadhe,
fir main paise nu kyon sanman deva.
parsidhi te paise karke apne door hovan,
fir ehna dovan nu kyon ghar aan devan.
rabba tu devi ena ke parivar dhidh bhar khaye,
ghar aaye nu vi bhukha kyon jaan deva.View Full