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Murgi ne Border te Aanda Ditta

ਇਕ ਮੁਰਗੀ ਨੇ INDIA-Pakistan Bordar ਤੇ ਅੰਡਾ ਦਿਤਾ __ ਦੋਨੋ ਅੰਡੇ ਲਈ ਲੜਨ ਲਾਗੇ__
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Taj Mahal kitne din mein bana

American :- ye Kutuß Minar kitne din mein bana hai ?
Indian Guide:- 1 mahine mein
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American :- yeh hamare mulak mein to 2 weeks mein ban jati hai....
Thoda aage jaane ke baad phir poocha:
Yeh Lal kila kitne din main bana hai?
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In aeroplane after 4-5 drinks

In an aeroplane after 4-5 drinks
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British : I will sleep now
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American : I want to work on internet now
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German : I will watch movies now
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Chinese : I will listen to music now
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Sonia Gandhi ne Rahul ko Thappad mara

Sonia Gandhi ne
Rahul Gandhi ko Thappad mara..
Reason. ???
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Facebook ke ‎#comments padh padh kar,
Rahul ne bhi likh diya,
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"Mummy to ‎#Indian honi chahiye..
‎#Italian to ‎#Pizza bhi hota hai..." :D :P
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May your happiness increase like Petrol‬ Prices

May your happiness increase like ‪#‎Petrol‬ Prices
May your sorrow fall like an Indian ‪#‎Rupee‬
And may your joy fill your ‪#‎heart‬ like ‪#‎corruption‬ in India!
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3 ways to catch a Tiger

3 ways to catch a Tiger :
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Newton's Method -
Let the tiger catch you and then
you catch it ..

Einstein's Method -
Chase the tiger until it gets tired and
then catch it ..

Indian Police Method -
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Rabba ki ho gaya Punjab Nu

ਨਸ਼ਿਆਂ ਨੇਂ ਪੱਟੇ ਗੱਭਰੂ,
ਫੁਕਰੀਆਂ ਬਣ ਚੱਲੀਆਂ ਮੁਟਿਆਰਾਂ
ਰੱਬਾ ਕੀ ਹੋ ਗਿਆ #ਪੰਜਾਬ ਨੂੰ,
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How Indians solve a problem

How the rest of the world solves a problem:

Research
Brainstorming
Planning
Execution.

How Indians solve a problem : #JUGAAD :P :D
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Indian Athlete lost gold medal

Santa reading a #Newspaper: #Indian Athlete lost gold medal in long jump!
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Santa says: Idiot who told him
to wear a gold medal while jumping? :D :P
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Duniya Mein Shanti se Jeeyo

Kya Aap
HINDU Hai..??
MUSLIM Hai..??
CHRISTIAN Hai..??

Jawab Hai:=> Nahi.

Kya Aap
INDIAN Hai..??
PAKISTANI Hai..??
BANGLA-DESHI Hai..??

Jawab Hai:=> Nahi.
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