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Teacher Duniya mein kitne desh hain

Teacher : Ye batao ki Duniya
mein kitne desh hain ???
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Pappu : Kar di na paaglon wali baat
Duniya mein 1 hi desh hai INDIA
Baki sab to videsh hai haha :D
Like to banta hai Pappu ke liye !!!
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Sonia Gandhi ne Rahul ko Thappad mara

Sonia Gandhi ne
Rahul Gandhi ko Thappad mara..
Reason. ???
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Facebook ke ‎#comments padh padh kar,
Rahul ne bhi likh diya,
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"Mummy to ‎#Indian honi chahiye..
‎#Italian to ‎#Pizza bhi hota hai..." :D :P
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May your happiness increase like Petrol‬ Prices

May your happiness increase like ‪#‎Petrol‬ Prices
May your sorrow fall like an Indian ‪#‎Rupee‬
And may your joy fill your ‪#‎heart‬ like ‪#‎corruption‬ in India!
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Who can stop you from falling in love

Nobody in the world can
stop U from falling in love....
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But...???
2 Powerful weapons can do that.. .
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Mummy's Chappal
& Daddy's Belt
Exclusively Made in India.. :P :D
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China di har cheez India aa gayi

Bahut Sochya ਯਾਰ
#China ਦੀ Har ਚੀਜ਼
#India ਆ ਗਈ__
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ਕੁੜੀਆਂ pta nhi ਕਦੋਂ ਆਉਣੀਆਂ__
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India got first position in world survey

In a World Survey ...
Europe got last Position
America got 2nd last position
and...........
INDIA got first Position ..........
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Dont get shocked ......
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pta hai je SURVEY kis cheez ka tha?
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3 ways to catch a Tiger

3 ways to catch a Tiger :
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Newton's Method -
Let the tiger catch you and then
you catch it ..

Einstein's Method -
Chase the tiger until it gets tired and
then catch it ..

Indian Police Method -
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Confession by a Girl & Amazing Reply

Wonderful #Confession by a Girl in Church &
Amazing reply she got She: I m in love with a boy
who is far away from me
I m in india and he lives in uk..
We met on marriage website
Became friends on #Facebook
Had long chats on #WhatsApp
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What is Love in India

What is #LOVE ?

In France: Is a Comedy
In England: Is Tragedy
In Italy: Is a Wounder
In Germany: Is a Drama
BuT

In India: National Game Hai
sab khelte hai...
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India mein Insaan jyada khush kab hota hai

India mein Insaan sab se jyada
khush kab hota hai ?
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jab railway fatak band ho rha ho
aur us'se pehle wo apni gadi nikal le ...
Kasam se Olympic race jitne wali feelings hoti hai xD :P
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