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Never Take Them Granted

We Take Everything For Granted,
- A Constantly Worried Mom,
- A Strict Dad,
- Annoying Brother,
- Rude Sis,
- Chipku Friend,
- Posessive Lover,
- Nagging Wife,
- Demanding Husband,
Blink ! U Lost Them
Then,
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Saree ka laalch

Wife Ne Ek Sign Board Dekha:
Banarsi Saree 10/-
Nylon 8/-
Cotton 5/-

Wife Khush Hoke Apne Husband Se:
Mujhe Rs. 500 Do, Me 50 Saree Kharidungi.
Husband: Birbal Ki Maa,
Istri Ki Dukan Hai Wo.... :D :P
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Status of husband in world

#Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the husband,
The Poor King can take only one step at a time...
While the Mighty #Queen can do whatever she likes :) :D
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Iski Fitting Waisi Hi Hai

Wife:- डार्लिंग, देखो मैंने इसे पिछले 8 साल से नही पहना
फिर भी इसकी फिटिंग वैसी की वैसी ही है
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Priyanka Chopra Lag Rahi Ho

Wife: Kaisi Lag Rahi Hun Main Aaj?
Husband: Wah Kya Baat Hai,
Aaj To Bilkul #Priyanka_Chopra Lag Rahi Ho!

Wife: Sachhi,
'Don' Wali Ya 'Krrish' Wali?
Husband: 'Burfi' Wali !!! :D :P
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Do you Love Me Or Money

A husband sent a text to his wife,
"Darling! Do you #Love me m
ore than my money?"

Wife replied back, "¥ € $"
The husband is still confused !!!
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Party te ki paavan

Husband: Kal Party Te Jana Asin,
Main Coat Pant  Pa Lava?
Wife: Hanji Pa Lao,
Te Main Ki Pava Kal?
Husband: Tu Ohi Pa Layi
Jo Har Roz Pauni Aa...
Wife: Ki?
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How much you Love me?

Wife: How much do you Love me...???
Husband: 78.125% Wife: Why not 100%...??
: : : :
Husband: 28 % GST on luxurious items...!! (image)
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Khoon Peene Wali

#Wife : जब मैं #शादी हो कर यहां आई थी
तो घर में बहुत मच्छर थे..
अब बिलकुल मच्छर नही हैं..एसा क्यों?
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I Respect Your Decision

अब तक का सबसे पोजेटिव #JOKE
Wife - मैं आपसे बात नहीं करूंगी !!!
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