Only the wearer knows

Lawyer: Why do you want to divorce
such a beautiful and lovely Wife?
Husband: Look at my Shoe,  it is also beautiful
but only the wearer knows how much it pinches!View Full

Doctor I would advise you

Doctor: I would advise you, Madam,
to take frequent baths,
plenty of fresh air and dress in cool gowns.
Husband (an hour later): What did the doctor say?
Wife: He said I ought to go to the Bahamas;
and afterwards to the mountainsView Full

Tarot Cards Reader in trouble

Tarot Cards Reader: You wish to know
about your future husband?

Lady: No. I simply wish to know
about the past of my present husband for future use!View Full

Husband's hair in locket

Lady 1: I suppose you carry a memento of some sort in that locket of yours?
Lady 2: Yes, it is a lock of my husband's hair.

Lady 1: But your husband is still alive?
Lady 2: Yes, but his hair are gone!!! :PView Full

Tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon

In a train compartment husband: Darling,
mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai,
tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin.
Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon,
tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon.

Banta sitting on upper berth says:
BOW BOW :DView Full

khana tyar nahi hua

Husband: begum khana tyar nahi hua abhi?
Begum: nahi g, thodi der baqi hai.
Husband: theek hai mein bahar se kha leta hon.
Begum: bas 5 mint ruk jayen.
Husband: 5 mint mein khana tayar ho jaega?
Begum: nahi mein tayar ho jaungi. dono bahar khayenge :DView Full

Ajj Race Te Jana Hai

Husband To His Wife :- Ajj 4 Baje Kuttean Di Race Hai,
Main Othe Jana Hai.
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Wife :- Tusi Vi Na Bas !!  Rehn Deo,
Tureya Janda Ni, Te Lagge O Race Laun.... :DView Full

Doctor ne aaram ke liye kaha

Wife: Suno Doctor Ne Mujhe
1 Mahina Aaram Ke Liye
#Switzerland Ya #Paris Jaane Ko Kaha Hai…
Hum Kaha Jayenge ?
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Husband: Doosre Doctor ke Paas! :D :PView Full

Husband Car ka Darwaza Khole

Agar Husband Apni Wife ke Liye
Car ka Darwa'za Khole,
To...
Samajh Jao ke...
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Ya to Car Nayi Hai,,
Ya
Wife Nayi Hai,
Ya phir....
#Wife 'Nahi' hai... :D :PView Full

ishq aur pyar kya hota hai

ek baar #wife apne husband ko pushti hai ki
ishq aur pyar kya hota hai ?
#Husband ne answer diya :-
ishq to vo hai jo main tumse karta hu
pyar wo hai jo main tumhari sister se karta hu...View Full