Wife to Husband Mujhe Talaq Chahiye

Wife to Husband
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Wife : Mein Tangg Aa Gayi Hu
Roz ki Kit Kit Se
Mujhe Talaq Chahiye
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Husband : Ye Lo #Chocolate Khaao.
Wife. ( Romantically ) Mana Rahe Ho Mujhe..
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Husband : Nahi Re PagliView Full

Friends are AADHAR Card useful everywhere

Wife is a Memory Card;
Husband is an ATM Card;
Parents are PAN Card;
Girlfriend is a Debit Card;
Sister-in-law is a Recharge Card;
Child is an Identity Card;
But Friends are AADHAR Card - Bloody useful everywhere!View Full

Serious Conversation with Funny Answer

Serious Conversation with
Funny Answers:
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1. Principal: Are You Chewing Gum..?
Student: No, I'm Human Being..!
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2. Wife: We Are Having Mother
For Dinner Tonight.
Husband: But Darling,View Full

Mujhe Pata Tha Tum Kaamchor Ho

Wife: Zara Kitchen Se Namak Lete Aana...
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Husband: Yahan To Koi Namak Nahin Hai !!!
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Wife: Mujhe Pata Tha!
Tum To Ho Hi Andhe! :x:
Kaamchor Ho !
Bas Bahane Banate Ho!
Tumhe Nahin Milega....
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Husband to Wife Tum bahut haseen ho

Husband: Tum bahut haseen ho..
Wife: Choro na..
Husband: Tumhari ankhen bahut khoobsurat hain.
Wife: Choro na ..
Husband: Tumharay baal bahut piyaray hain.
Wife: Aji Choro ..
Husband: Tum bolti bahut acha ho ..
Wife: Aray choro na ..View Full

Wife I hate that beggar

Wife : I hate that beggar
Husband : Why ?
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Wife : yesterday I gave him food
today he gave me a book How to Cook !!!View Full

Confession by a Girl & Amazing Reply

Wonderful #Confession by a Girl in Church &
Amazing reply she got She: I m in love with a boy
who is far away from me
I m in india and he lives in uk..
We met on marriage website
Became friends on #Facebook
Had long chats on #WhatsAppView Full

Wife said Gold ka kuch la do

#Wife said during #KarwaChouth :
chota mota hi sahi,
par #Gold ka kuch la do.....
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Husband :-
Tu bhi kya yaad kregi
Chal
"Ye le Choti Gold Flake" xDView Full

Husband Main Dubai ja raha hun

Husband: Main #Dubai ja raha hun
Wife: Mere liye jewellery lana Husband: #Paris ja raha hun
Wife: Mere liye cosmetics lana Husband: #London ja raha hun
Wife: Perfumes leke aana Husband: #Narak mein ja raha hun
Wife: #Bhagwan ka diya sub kuch haiView Full

Husband to Wife Call Me

Husband: Call Me Shonu
Wife: Mera Shona Babu.

Husband : arrrrre.,,,Call Me Sweetheart
Wife : my sweetu ... Sweetheart.

Husband: ufffff ...... Call Me Honey..
Wife: Mera hannu darling.
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