You always carry my photo in your handbag

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,View Full

Ajj kal Wife apne husband nu ki kehndi

Koi time hunda c
jadon wife apne husband nu kehndi hundi c
mainu churhia leya de
mainu punjabi suit leya de....
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Par ajj kal wife pata ki kehndi aa
apne husband nu.....
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Agar main kho jaaun to kya karoge

Wife:- Agar main kho jaaun to tum kya karoge ??
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Husband:- Main akhbaar me advertisement dunga..
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Wife khush hote huye:- Kya likhoge ??
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Husband:- JISKO MILE USKI.. :p ;) :vView Full

Honey my stomach is getting bigger

Wife: Honey my stomach is getting bigger
i think im pregnant!
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Husband: Ya,
and i know who’s the daddy !!!!
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Wife : Who ?
Husband : McDonalds !!! hahaha :PView Full

Wife found a paper in husband pocket

Wife hit her husband with frying pan.
Husband: What was that for…?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it.

Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
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Wife Ghar nahi aa sakti

Example of a Girl's brain
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Wife: Ghar nahi aa sakti...
Husband : kyon ?
wife :Car ka steering, gear, break sab chori ho gaye ...
After 1hour......
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SHe calls back : "Aa rahi hu,View Full

Husband found Aladin's lamp

Husband: I found #Aladin's lamp today.
Wife: Wow, What did u ask for darling??
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Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
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Wife: oh..jaan.. Luv U so much.. Did he do that??
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Kaam Karte Waqt Kiss Na Kiya Karo

Wife Apne Husband Se Boli:"
Dekho Ji , Kaam Karte Waqt Mere
Ko Kiss-Wiss Na Kiya Karo..
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Tabhi Kaamwali Bai Boli: " Madam Ji,
Achchhi Tarah Se Samjha Do,View Full

Apne pati ke sath bahar ghumne jaati hai

Wife: Baju wali har saal apne pati ke sath
10 din bahar ghumne jaati hai
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Aap kabhi leke gaye ???
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Husband: Maine to 4-5 baar
poocha par wo nahi maani... :P :DView Full

Wife saw sign board Banarsi Saree

Wife Saw Sign Board
Banarsi Saree Rs.10/-
Nylon 8/-
Cotton 5/-
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Wife:- Give Me Rs.500
I'll Buy 50 Sarees..
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Husband:- Arre Soordas Ki Amma,
Istri Ki Dukan Hai Wo ... lol :D :PView Full