Jaane kyu log hame aajmate hain

Jaane kyu log hame aajmate hain
Kuch pal sath rahne ke baad door chale jate hain
Sach hi kahte hai log ki sagar ke milne ke baad
Log barish ko bhool jate hain…View Full

Wife found a paper in husband pocket

Wife hit her husband with frying pan.
Husband: What was that for…?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it.

Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
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About Me koi believe hi nahi karta

About Me:
Age 2 Yrs..Nurse ko laat mari…
Age 3 Yrs..Papa ki whisky ki bottle khaali
Age 4 Yrs..ghar walon ki naak mein dum.
Age 5 Yrs..Neighbours ki bell Baja ke bhagaaa..
Age 6 Yrs..school mein Teacher ko line mari..View Full

Je bachpan mull mil jaave

ਗੁੱਸਾ ਸੀ ਆਉਂਦਾ ਉਦੋਂ ਵੀ__
ਪਰ ਟੌਫੀ ਤੇ ਮੰਨ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਸਾਂ__
ਨਾ ਜੂਠ ਜਾਠ ਦਾ ਚੱਕਰ ਸੀ__
ਜੀਹਦੇ ਨਾਲ ਮਰਜੀ ਖਾਂਦੇ ਸਾਂ__View Full

Actually We were caught sleeping together

Boy1 :: Meet my Wife Tina..
Boy2 :: Oh! I know her..
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Boy1 :: oh How.. ??
Boy2 :: actually we were caught sleeping together :|
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Boy1 :: what.. ??
What the hell.. ?? :@
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A good lecture should be like mini skirt

A good lecture should be
like a Girl’s mini skirt…
Long enough to cover the subject
&
short enough to create interest.View Full

Pyar Se Pyari Koi Majburi Nahi Hoti

#Pyar Se Pyari Koi Majburi Nahi Hoti
Pyar Se Pyari Koi Majburi Nahi Hoti,
Kami Apno Ki Kabhi Poori Nahi Hoti,
Dilon Ka Juda Hona Ek Alag Baat Hai,
Nazron Se Door Hona Koi Doori Nahi Hoti…View Full

There are 3 Things i like about myself

I am not a Good ‎#Lover I mess up, I always make ‎#mistake, I Start a fight I easily get ‎#Jealous But There are 3 Things i like about myself I DONT PLAY, I GIVE MY ALL, I LOVE DEEPLY…. ♥♥View Full

Insan 2 wajah se badal jata hai

Reality Of Life…!!
‎#Insan 2 wajah se badal jata hai:- Koi bahut khaas uski ‎#zindagi mein aa jaye… ya Koi bahut khaas uski zindagi se chala jaye’ … :(View Full

Sapne hi Zindagi ka safar karwa Dete hain

Kisi Ki bhi ‎#Zindagi Waisi Nahi Chalti jaise ‎#sapne wo dekhta Hain.... Fir bhi ye Sapne hi Zindagi ka Sara Safar tay karwa dete hain….View Full