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GirlFriend‬ Ke Sath Date Pe Jaa Rahe Ho

Apni ‪#‎GirlFriend‬ Ke Sath Date Pe Jaa Rahe Ho !!!
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Par Chahte Ho Ki Khaane Peene Mein,
Faltu Ka Kharcha Na Ho...
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To Uss Se Puchho
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Kya Khaayegi Moti?? ;)
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Friends are AADHAR Card useful everywhere

Wife is a Memory Card;
Husband is an ATM Card;
Parents are PAN Card;
Girlfriend is a Debit Card;
Sister-in-law is a Recharge Card;
Child is an Identity Card;
But Friends are AADHAR Card - Bloody useful everywhere!
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Apni GirlFriend nu apne kise dost naal na milao

INTERESTING STORY:-
OH GAL KARDI MUSKURAI,
ASI SAMJEYA KUDI LINE TE AAYI,
FIR USNE SAADE NUMBER DI MANG PAYI,
ASI V APNI SAARI YAARI USTE LUTAYI,
FIR USNE APNI BEBE SAADE NAL MILAYI,
ASI PURE MOHALLE CH WANDI MITHAYI,
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Love Entry for Commerce Students

For all #Commerce students :
Journal Entry for #Love : GirlFriend A/c Dr..    To petrol A/c    To cash A/c    To gifts A/c    To recharge A/c
(Being #Love expenses incurred & the #Boyfriend declared insolvent)
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Yaar tum WhatsApp par aayo

Ek Ladka apni #GirlFriend se #Facebook par chating kar rha tha.
Boy : hii... Kaisi ho..
Girl : fine

Boy : Yaar aisa karo tum #WhatsApp par aayo.
Girl : Sorry yar !
aaj #Activa pe aa rahi hu kal Whats pe aa jayu gi.... :D :P
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Main young lag rahi hun na

#Pappu Ki #GirlFriend Ne
Usko Dikhane Ke Liye Date Pe
Short Kapde Pehne Aur Puchha.
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GF: Main Young Lag Rahi Hun Na?
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Pappu (Muskurate Hue):
Arey Pagli Ye Bhi Utaar De,
Bilkul New Born Baby Lagegi.... haha :P
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MBA student got campus selection

MBA student went 2 his home
with his GirlFriend after completing his MBA...
His Dad asked,  Who is she ??
Son replied
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My campus selection...!
hahahah lol,, :P :D
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Boyfriend ne GirlFriend ka Mobile nikala

#Boyfriend ne chupke se #GirlFriend ke purse se #Mobile nikala,
ye dekhne ke liye ke mera no. kis name se save hai,
Honey ya Darling !!! ;)
He was shoked 2 see the name!!
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RECHARGE WALE BHAIYA...!!! :XD :P
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3 Rishte kab pehchane jate hain

3 Rishte 3 Waqt par pehchane jate hai
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1- Aulaad Budhape me
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2- Dost Musibat me Aur
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3- Girlfriend Thandi Mein :P :D
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Santa shouting to his girlfriend

Santa Shouting 2 His GirlFriend
"U Said V Will Do
Register #Marriage And U #Cheated Me,
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I was Waiting 4 U
Yesterday Whole Day In The Post Office..... :D
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