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God please protect the friend i love

God in heaven, God above,
please protect the friend i love.
Sent with a Smile :),
Sealed with a kiss,
i Love my friend
Who’s reading this.God Bless You dear.
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Smile on your lips stays forever

Tree leaves do not look green forever
Roses do not look fresh forever
But I pray to GOD that
Smile on your lips stays forever.
Good Morning. Have A Nice Day
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Passing Marks are still 35

US Dollar has increased to Rs 55;
Milk has increased to Rs 40;
And Petrol has shot up to Rs 70.
Thank God!
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Passing Marks are still 35!
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Tere muho nikle Oh my god ni

Visitor ਗੇੜਾ ਕਾਹਦਾ ਮਾਰਿਆ Abroad,
ਤੇਨ੍ਨੁੰ ਲਗਦੇ ਆ ਪੇਡੂੰ ਬੜੇ Odd ਨੀ
ਸੋਹਣਾ ਜਿਹਾ ਗੱਭਰੂ ਜੇ ਵੇਖ ਲਵੇ ਕੋਈ,
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Wife Look at that Drunker

Wife:  Look at that Drunker!
Hubby:  Who is he ?
Wife: 10 years back he proposed me & I rejected..
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Hubby: Oh My God,
He is still Celebrating..:p :D
Wow... ;)) :D
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God given many qualities to you

God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……
this is called as
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“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”
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Child prayer please give me a cycle

Cute dada giri
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child prayed god "plz give me a cycle"
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But he didn't got any cycle...
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next day he stole a ganesh statue
&
wrote letter to lord shiva
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"agar bacha chahiye to
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Shut up Confuse mat karo

Delivery ke Time..
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Wife: God, Ladka hi Ho.
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Husband: God, Ladki.
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God: Shut up! Confuse mat karo,
warna aisa confuse item nikalunga
tum log rowoge aur wo taali bajayega.
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Can you leave your parents for me

Girl: What can you do for me ?
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Boy: Everything
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Girl: Can you leave your parents for me ..?
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Boy: Sorry dear, I cant leave my
old  God for a new Temple.
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We are co-author of our destiny

GOD is not the sole author of our destiny
we are also the co-author of our destiny
if we do the best, he will do the rest.....
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