God Please Give Me Everything

Man - God, Please Give Me Everything.
So That I Can Enjoy "Life".

God Smiled And Replied-
I Have Given U Life To Enjoy "Everything".View Full

Have a happy morning

When U Bow down for God,
HE stands up for You
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When HE stands up for You,
no one can stand against You..
So let God be the pillar of UR life..
Have A HappY MorninG..!View Full

Wife Look at that Drunker

Wife:  Look at that Drunker!
Hubby:  Who is he ?
Wife: 10 years back he proposed me & I rejected..
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Hubby: Oh My God,
He is still Celebrating..:p :D
Wow... ;)) :DView Full

Shut up Confuse mat karo

Delivery ke Time..
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Wife: God, Ladka hi Ho.
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Husband: God, Ladki.
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God: Shut up! Confuse mat karo,
warna aisa confuse item nikalunga
tum log rowoge aur wo taali bajayega.View Full

Difference between God Allah Bhagwan Waheguru

ਜਦ ਕੋਈ ਪੁੱਛਦਾ ਹੈ ਕਿ !!!!!
GoD, ਅੱਲਾ,
ਭਗਵਾਨ ਤੇ ਵਾਹਿਗੁਰੂ ,
ਵਿੱਚ ਕੀ ਫਰਕ ਹੇ
ਤਾ ਮੈਂ ਜਵਾਬ ਦਿੰਦਾ ਹਾਂ,View Full

Why all Wives are horrible and bitter

Once a man asked ‎#GOD,
"Why all ‎#GIRLS are so ‎#SWEET
and all ‎#WIVES are horrible and bitter?"
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God answered, "Because girls are made by me
but wives are made by you" :DView Full

Serious Conversation with Funny Answer

Serious Conversation with
Funny Answers:
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1. Principal: Are You Chewing Gum..?
Student: No, I'm Human Being..!
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2. Wife: We Are Having Mother
For Dinner Tonight.
Husband: But Darling,View Full

Dear GOD Thank You for all

Dear GOD,
Thank you for #Today, #Yesterday and #Tomorrow
my family, my joy, my sorrow
for all that made me stronger...!!!View Full

Why I hate CID Example

Why I hate #CID... 1 Example LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
#DAYA: Kya ? #Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha ? LADY : Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
#ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha ?? LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha
#ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum Rahul Ki Behen Ho.... :PView Full

God you are my support

YoU R mY deliGht __
YoU R mY praiSe __
YoU R mY beaUtY __
YoU R mY LoVe __

O GOD,
YoU R mY hoPE & SuppOrt :)View Full