Life would be perfect if

Life would be perfect
if...
Girls had mute buttons :P
Guys had edit buttons
Bad times had fast forward buttons
and
Good times had pause buttons !!!View Full

Dedicated To All Angels

Dedicated To All Angels.
♥♥♥
Dear Girls...
You Are Beautiful :) ♥
Dont Harm Yourself For
A Guy Who Goes Only
For Your Looks :'(
You Are Father's
"PRINCESS" andView Full

Girl Mein Tumhe Nahi Jaanti

Boy : What is Ur Name?
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Girl : Kyu Bataon, Mein Tumhe Nahi Jaanti.
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Boy: Na Batao Mein Konsa Tumhen Apni New
HONDA Car Main Bitha Ke 5 Star Resturant
Le Jaane Wala Tha.
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A Girls status on Facebook

A Girls status on FB : Today I met with my Ex.... Everything went well,
till the time he said " Baby Sleep With Me
and I'll Gift you an I-Phone 5"..... " Buhhhhhh Men are Such DOGS" "Updated via IOS I-Phone 5"View Full

Students tell your names and hobbies

New Teacher: Students tell your names and hobbies.. ??
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Boys: I’m Amit , My hobby is watching Bubble.
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I’m Vicky: My hobby is watching Bubble
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I’m Manish: My hobby is also watching Bubble.
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Pappu got job in girls hostel

Height of happiness..
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pappu got a job in a girls hostel.
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After 2 months......... ­.......
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Owner Asked:
Why don't u come to take your salary..??
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pappu : Kyaa..??
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Which machine to impress girls

Boy to Gym instructor:
"Which machine shall I use?
I want to impress girls"
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Gym Instructor: "ATM"  lol :P
Well said Mr. Instructor (y)View Full

Santa to girlfriend I love you darling

Santa apni g.f nu = i love u darling main tainu bahut pyar karda aa
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G.F. = i m lesbian huh
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Santa = hainnnnnn n g oh ki hunda??
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G.f= jisnu girls wich interest hunda
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Boys and girls 1st meeting mein

Boys and girls 1st meeting mein kya sochte hain:
Girl: kitna seedha hai.
Boy:  kya maal hai.
Girl:  nice behaviour.
Boy:  kaash patt jaye.
Girl:  dressing zabardast hai.
Boy:  skirt, top mein aur hot lagegi.View Full

When a boy sends dirty SMS to girl

#Attitude of Girls:
When a boy sends dirty 'SMS';
She laughs for 10 minutes;
Forwards that to her friends;
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And then replies the boy.
Mind it, I don't like that kind of 'SMS'!!! :P :vView Full