One more brain wali girl found :P
Boy : How many apples can u eat in empty stomach?
Girl : i can eat 3 apples ?
Boy: U can eat only 1 apple empty stomach..
bcz when U eat 2nd apple tht's not in empty stomach... :D
Girl :: Super Joke Yaar (y)View Full
ek baar pappu apne friends ko sher suna raha tha
pappu:- hame to apno ne loota gairon main kahan dam tha
aur jahan hamari kashti doobi vahan paani kam tha
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FrNd:- tu to tha hi pagal tere bheje mai kahan dam thaView Full
The most happy hone wala moment for a gal
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Jab wo apni mom ko apne Friends ki pic dikha rahi ho
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Aur jaise hi uske 'BF' ki pic samne aaye
to uski maa kahe:-
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Ye "BANDAR" kaun hai?? :D :PView Full
Stars are seen together though they are far apart.
Likewise, true friends may not speak everyday
but remember they are always linked to heart....
Happy Friendship Day!View Full
Friendship is a little more trust
A little less try
A little more laugh
And a little less cry
A little more We and a little less I.
Thanks for being my Friend.View Full
Wife is a Memory Card;
Husband is an ATM Card;
Parents are PAN Card;
Girlfriend is a Debit Card;
Sister-in-law is a Recharge Card;
Child is an Identity Card;
But Friends are AADHAR Card - Bloody useful everywhere!View Full
Heart is like a Crystal, preserve it.
Love is like Perfume, spread it.
Feelings are like Water, flow with them.
And Friendship is like an Umbrella, come let's share it!View Full
How to grow friendship?
Pick a good heart;
Plant it in a pot of trust;
Water it with good thoughts;
Fertilise it with Love and Faith;
Remove misunderstanding and keep in touch!View Full
