Boyfriend : Please keep me in your brain, not in your heart..;)
Girlfriend : How funny, why not heart..?
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Boyfriend : Because
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Your heart is housefull and brain is empty,
more empty space means more comfort ;) :PView Full
Best friend isn’t who says
‘Wo teri kismat me nhi hai use bhol ja’
but best friend is 1 who says:
‘TU Parhai par dhyan de,
Ghar se utha layen gay use’:View Full
TEN GOLDEN RULES...........
1. Smile
2. Be a good listener
3. Avoid arguments
4. Never throw a challenge
5. Don't criticize
6. If you are wrong, admit it
7. Be friendly with others
8. Be courteousView Full
Beta : 500 Rs Do na.
Papa : Kya Karega ?
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Beta : Mere Sare Friends Ka Account Hai,
Main Bhi Khulvaunga.
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Papa : Very Good. Kaha Pe ?
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Beta : Ciggrate Ki Dukan Par..... :D :PView Full
MIRROR IS BEST FRIEND
Why?
Tum Use Dekh kar Hasoge
Vo Bhi Hasega
Roege to Vo Bhi Roega
But
Tum Use Maroge
To
Vo Nahi Marega
Vo TUT Jayega
"THATS FRIENDSHIP"View Full
Ek din ek ladke ki girlfriend ka BIRTHDAY tha.
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Boy was not in that city..
So, he ordered 20 RED ROSE for his girlfriend..
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He called her up..
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE bheje hain
jitni saal ki tum ho gayi ho..
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kissing a girl on her fore head
is respect,
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kissing a girl on her cheek
is care,
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kissing a girl on her eyes
is care & love,
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kissing a girl on her lips
is love,
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