#Attitude of Girls:
When a boy sends dirty 'SMS';
She laughs for 10 minutes;
Forwards that to her friends;
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And then replies the boy.
Mind it, I don't like that kind of 'SMS'!!! :P :vView Full
A GIRLFRIEND msgd her boyfriend (PAPPU) at 7am :
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If u r sleeping send me UR #Dreams,
If u r crying send me UR #Tears,
If u r laughing send me UR #Smiles"
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Today Will never come again;
Be a #BLESSING
Be a #FRIEND
#Encourage someone
Take time to care;
Let your words heal, and not wound.
Good Morning !View Full
Your #Friendship is a Blank Cheque for me.
It's an asset not a liability
Always a credit and never a debit
Always a #Profit not a #Loss
And I hope it never bounces!View Full
One more brain wali girl found :P
Boy : How many apples can u eat in empty stomach?
Girl : i can eat 3 apples ?
Boy: U can eat only 1 apple empty stomach..
bcz when U eat 2nd apple tht's not in empty stomach... :D
Girl :: Super Joke Yaar (y)View Full
A best friend will be with you till the end.
A best friend will talk to you,
cheer you up when you are blue.
A best friend will make you laugh when you cry.
A best friend will never ever lie.
A best friend will be caring.View Full
Bhayankar insult...
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Boyfriend: Would You Like To See Magic.. ??
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Girlfriend: Ofcourse Jaanu..!!
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Boyfriend: WHOOOOOOSHH"
You Are Single Now..!!
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