Darling Are You Free tonight

English na aane ka nuksaan.. :O
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Boyfriend apni Girlfrnd se: "Darling Are U Free tonight..???
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GF:" Haramkhor! Free ke bacche
Aaj se pehle kabhi paise liye hai tujhse... ??? :D :PView Full

FRIENDSHIP is a Sim

#FRIENDSHIP is A Sim,
Which Has No Activation Charges.
Free Incoming And Outgoing
With Roaming All Over The World
And It's Validity NEVER Ends.....View Full

Funny Offers on Products

Buy Cigarette & Get Cancer for Free :-D

Buy 1 packet of air and get free potato chips :-P

UNLIMITED 2G pack for 21 days @ ₹99. 650MB maximum :v

Cream ₹50
In Christmas offer:
Buy One & Get One free ₹100 B-)View Full

Facebook pe admin bana hu

Girlfriend to Me:
GF: jaanu aajkal na tumhe meri yaad hi nahi aati
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my ans:
Jabse FB pe admin bana hu
raat ko khayi hui sabji yaad nhi aati
tumhari kya khak yaad aayegi :P
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Freeway to Heaven

Temples and Mandir are free to enter,
but still EMPTY,
Clubs and Bars charge to enter,
but are FULL.
It's amazing how people ignore the freeway to #Heaven,
But choose to pay for the journey to Hell !!!View Full

Free Gift nahi diya

Alia bhat - #Safola oil to de diya bhaiya.
Iske sath ka Free Gift nahi diya.
Shopkeeper - iske sath koyi gift nahi hai.
Alia - ullu matt banao
isme likha hai "Cholesterol Free" ‪ :D :PView Full

You got only one life

Give yourself a chance,
Give yourself the moment,
Give yourself the freedom,
Give yourself the power,
Give yourself the confidence,
Live for today not for tomorrow,
Live the Extreme,
Because you got yourself only one life!View Full

Ajj Takk Tu Ditta Ki

ਸਹੇਲੀ ਕਹਿੰਦੀ:-
ਅੱਜ ਤੱਕ ਤੂੰ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਦਿੱਤਾ ਕੀ ?
ਮੈਂ ਕਿਹਾ ਲੈ ਲਾ ਫਿਰ...
ਨੀਤਾਂ ਨਾਲ ਮੁਆਦਾਂ FreeView Full

Keep Smiling Always

Girls misuse it
Models sell it
Photographers cage it
Doctors advice it
Death freezes it
Artists create it
Guess, What's it?
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It's a #SMILE
Keep Smiling :)View Full

When you give importance

Reality of #LIFE
When you give importance to people
they think that you are always FREE
But
They don't understand  that you
make yourself available for them every time....View Full