Life Somtimes becomes so selfish

"Life Somtimes becomes so selfish
dat it wants evrything..!"

"And while trying for everything we miss something
dat is worth everything..!View Full

Friends are like fishes

Friends are like fishes.
U have to sit patiently for a long time
to catch a good one.
Just like I caught u.
so better stay nice otherwise
I will FRY YOU..;)View Full

Teacher aise animals ke naam batao

Teacher: "Aise koi 5 animals ke naam batao jo pani mein rehte hain.."

Student:
Fish,
Fish ki Mummy,
Fish ke Papa,
Fish ka bhai,
Fish ki Sister...View Full

CONGRESS ZINDABAD

A poor man catches a fish,

but his wife cant cook due to mehangai.

No Gas,

No Oil,

No Spices,

No Pyaaz

Man put the fish back in water.
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Is umar mein Beer peene lage

10 saal ka ladka : 1 kingfisher Beer dena..
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Dukandar : Is umar mein Beer peene lage ?
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Boy : Nahi, Ye chhote bhai ke liye hai..
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Mere liye 1 Royal Stag ka Quarter de... :D :vView Full

Fish pani mein kyun rehti hai

Choti si fish ne apni maa se pucha
Ham pani me Kyun rehte hein jamin pe kyun nahi?
.
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Maa ne kaha ham #Fish hain
isliye pani me rahte hain
Zamin par to sab #SelFish rehte hain !!!View Full

Wife ki nazar se duniya ko dekho

Aao Wife ki nazar se duniya ko dekho..
World ka sab se perfect man
-uska daddy.
World ki sabse pyari aurat
-uski maa
World ki sabse akalmand aurat
-wo khud
World ka sabse dukhi pati
-uska bhai.View Full

Mera Dil Us Te Aa Gya

ਕੋਈ ਗੱਲ ਤਾਂ ਹੋਣੀ ਆ ਉਸ #ਕਮਲੀ ਵਿੱਚ,
ਜੋ ਮੇਰਾ #ਦਿਲ ਉਸ ਤੇ ਆ ਗਿਆ ਸੀ,
ਨਹੀਂ ਤਾਂ ਮੈਂ ਏਨਾਂ #Selfish ਹਾਂ,View Full