Kudiyaan di friendship demands rakhe

ਕੁੜੀਆਂ ਦੀ Friendship ਬੜੀਆਂ ਡਿਮਾਂਡਾਂ ਰੱਖੇ,
Money, ਕਾਰ, ਕੋਠੀ, Mall- Sale ਚਾਹੀਦੀ,
Cell-Phone, ਸੂਟ-ਬੂਟ, Laptop, Net ਹੋਵੇ,
Yahoo, Hotmail ਉੱਤੇ Email ਚਾਹੀਦੀ,View Full

How many mosquitoes did you Kill

Girl : What are you doing ?
Boy : Killing mosquitoes :D

Girl : How many did you Kill ?
Boy : Total 5 ( 3 female 2 male )

Girl : How did you know that? !!
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Boy : 3 sitting near mirror... 2 near beer :P :DView Full

Procedure to Follow karna padta hai

Customer (Female) - Agar main aaj cheque jama karu to ye kab clear hoga?
Clerk - 3 din mein
Customer - Dono bank aamne-samne hain fir bhi itna samay Kyun ?
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Clerk - madam , PROCEDURE to FOLLOW karna padta hai na.View Full

Girls are nothing without boys

Female mein bhi 'Male' hota hai,
Woman mein bhi 'Man' hota hai,
She mein bhi 'He' hota hai,
so we can say Girls are nothing without boys
boys thoko Like (y)View Full

Girls are incomplete without Boys

#Woman has Man in it; #Mrs has Mr in it; #Female has Male in it; #Madam has Adam in it.

So #Girls are always
incomplete without #Boys!!! Rite ?View Full

All female are same

I hate mosquitoes,
I mean I know I'm delicious
but damn..... :( :(
I know that female mosquitoes suck human blood...
All female are same...View Full

Sun Raha Hai Na Tu Lyrics

Yaara…
Manzilein ruswa hain
Khoya hai raasta
Aaye le jaaye
Itni si ilteja
Ye meri zamaanat hai
Tu meri amaanat hai aa… Mujhko iraade de
Kasamein de, waade de
Meri duaaon ke ishaaron ko sahaare deView Full

Don't answer video calls

Most females don't answer
video calls after 9 PM...

Because their face is
restored to factory settings !!!View Full