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Mujhe Facebook pe ID bana do

Aaj Mujhe Ek ladki kehti,,,,
Mujhe facebook pe ID bana do,,
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Maine kaha: Tujhe ID Chalani Aati bhi hai kya.??
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Woh kehti : Chala aap lena.....
main picche baith jaungi :D o_O :P
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Karta Ajj Facebook te vi Block

ਰੱਖਦੀ ਸੀ ਕਰਕੇ ਜਿਹੜੀ
"Dil" ਵਿਚ "Lock" ਜੱਟ ਨੂੰ__
ਕਰਤਾ ਅੱਜ ਉਸ ਨੇ
"Facebook" ਤੇ ਵੀ "Block" ਜੱਟ ਨੂੰ__
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Boy and girl chatting on facebook

Boy n girl chatting on facebook...
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Girl- din bhar facebook
pe online rehta hai,,
chutiya hai kya ?
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Boy- tu hogi chutiya...
tera pura khandan chutiyaa..
aur fb tere baap ka hai kya..????
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Kudian shopping karan jandian

" ਕੁੜੀਆਂ ਸ਼ੋਪਿੰਗ ਕਰਣ ਜਾਣਗੀਆਂ "
ਪਰ ਖਰੀਦਣਾ ਕੁੱਝ ਵੀ ਨਹੀ ਹੁੰਦਾ
ਬਸ ਆਹ ਵੇਖ ਲਿਆ,  ਓਹ ਵੇਖ ਲਿਆ
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Beta sab tumhare naam karti hoon

Dadi marte hue boli :
"Beta mein apna farm, 6 tractor, 50 janwar
& 22,389,630 cash tumhare naam karti hoon"
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Ladka = Dadi ye sab hai kaha.. ??
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Facebook te hoyiye jad online ni

FACEBOOK te hoyiye jad online ni....
khi bichde yaar te class diya kudiya active rehn ni...
chat te ta gall baat hondi rehndi ni.....
naalle yaaran di yaad stondi rehndi ae.....
us kabutri di v yaad aaai jedi saade chabare to udd gyi....
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Facebook te Add & Chat Karn naal

ਇੱਕ Message ਕੁੜੀਆਂ ਲਈ
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Facebook ਤੇ Add ਕਰਨ ਨਾਲ ,
ਮੁੰਡਿਆਂ ਨਾਲ Chat ਕਰਨ ਨਾਲ
ਸਵਾਇਨ ਫਲੂ ਨਹੀ ਫੈਲਦਾ :D :P
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Bimar Engineering Student

Bimar Engineering Student
Theek Nahi Ho Raha Tha,
Ek Din Uski Maa Usko Boli....
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Maa = Jaa kar Janwar Ke Doctor Ko Dikha,
To Hi Theek Hoga.. :-\
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Beta = Arey Jaanwaro Ke Doctor Ko Kyu..???
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Jab LADKI Facebook pe tumse baat na kare

Jab “LADKI” Facebook pe tumse baat na kare
to usse kaise baat karoge”
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Zara socho yaar.. ??
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Are yaar bahut simple hai
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Uske WALL pe likh do..
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Kya tum facebook use karti ho

Boy :-  kya tum facebook
use karti ho..???
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Girl: nahi, mai bachpan se hi
gori hu.....
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