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My Teacher par 10 lines

Teacher ne students se  'MY TEACHER' par 10 lines likhne ko kaha
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Thodi der bad Dhiru ne uthkar pucha:
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Madam, 'MAST CHHAMIYA' ko english me kya kehte hai :D
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Why do u luv a rose

Boy 2 girl: Why do u luv a "rose" that dies in a day, but dont luv "me" who dies for u evryday...

Girl replied..

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Oye hoye English ;) :P
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Husan Punjaban da saadgi wich

ਅੱਖਾਂ ਤੇ GOGLES ਲਾਉਣੀ ਏ ..
ਕਦੇ ਦੂਰੋਂ ਹੱਥ ਹਿਲਾਉਣੀ ਏ ..
ਕਦੇ Tight ਜੀ JEAN ਫਸਾਉਣੀ ਏ..
ਕਦੇ Boby cut ਕਰਵਾਉਣੀ ਏ ..
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Oh sohni te sweet kudi

Oh sohni te sweet kudi
English wich kardi chat kudi
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Metho headline na parh hundi
Oh pura news paper parh jaave.
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Oh wadh di faahe ENGLISH De
meri HELLO te GARRARI arh jaave.
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Munda roz english teacher nu phone

Munda ਰੋਜ਼ ਰੋਜ਼ English ਦੇ ਅਧਿਆਪਕ ਨੂੰ
phone ਲਾਉਂਦਾ ਸੀ
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ਅਧਿਆਪਾਕ ਦੀ ਪਤਨੀ :- ਕਿਨੀ ਵਾਰ ਦੱਸਿਆ ਤੈਨੂੰ
ਕੇ ਓਹ ਮਰ ਚੁਕੇ ਆ..?
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Ladka English chalegi na

Ek ladka, ladki dekhne gaya,
usne English mein baat karne ki sochi
aur bola: English chalegi na?
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Ladki sharmate hue:
soda,namkeen aur leg piece
sath me ho to
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India's Top Unbelievable Places

India's Top 13 Unbelievable places:
1.Gandhi Hair Saloon.
2.Mallika Textiles.
3.Kalmadi Constructions.
4.Jayalalita Fitness Club.
5.Dharmendra Dance Academy.
6.Mayawati Beauty Parlour.
7.Yamraj Travels.
8.Surdas Opticals.
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Teacher iss line ko english mein

Teacher- iss line ko english mein bolo
'Usne apna kaam kiya aur karta hi gya'.
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Student - He done his work
and done-dana-done done-dana-done :D
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I will PASS if Topic is You

I AM BAD in ENGLISH
BUT
I can tell you
that I LOVE YOU. I am BAD in GEOGRAPHY BUT
I can tell you
that you LIVE in my HEART… I am BAD in HISTORY
BUT I can REMEMBER
When i FIRST saw you. I am BAD in CHEMISTRY
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Darling Are You Free tonight

English na aane ka nuksaan.. :O
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Boyfriend apni Girlfrnd se: "Darling Are U Free tonight..???
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GF:" Haramkhor! Free ke bacche
Aaj se pehle kabhi paise liye hai tujhse... ??? :D :P
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