Kamine tu CIVIL ENGINEER hai na

Ladki- (sharma ke) ye pyar kya hota hai? .

Ladka- pyar ka rishta 2 insaano me

wohi hota he jo cement or rait

k darmiyan pani ka hota hai farz karo .

dekho

Ladka= cement

Ladki= rait
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How are the studies in this college

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college?
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Where do I see my son in future?
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Peon: The future iz bright,
I had also completed my engineering from the same college! :-PView Full

Future of Students in incredible india

Our incredible INDIA...♥
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-The smartest students pass
with 1st Class and get admissions to
Medical and Engineering colleges..

-The 2nd Class students get
MBAs and LLB's to manage the
First Class students..
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Koi itna pyar kaise kar sakta hai

Ek Ladke ne ek Ladki ko propose
kiya through msg..
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Msg padhne ke baad
Ladki ne 2 din mein uss se shadi karli
Ye sochkar ki koi itna sara pyar kaise kar sakta hai..
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Socho ladke ne kya likha hoga msg mein.??
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Student with Girlfriend in Restaurant

Engineering student sitting with his Girlfriend in Restaurant

Drinking BEER and says:" I Love yOu
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Girlfriend:" is it yOu Or the BEER talking ??
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Student:" its me, Talking tO my BEER,
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Bimar Engineering Student

Bimar Engineering Student
Theek Nahi Ho Raha Tha,
Ek Din Uski Maa Usko Boli....
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Maa = Jaa kar Janwar Ke Doctor Ko Dikha,
To Hi Theek Hoga.. :-\
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Beta = Arey Jaanwaro Ke Doctor Ko Kyu..???
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Ek Engineer 2 Cigarettes Pee Raha Tha

Ek Engineer 2 Cigarettes Pee RahaTha
Wife : 2 Cigarette kyon  Pee Rahe Ho ?
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Engineer : Dost ki Yaad Aa Rahi Hai,
1 Meri Or 1 Mere Dost ki...
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Madam kehnde dudh peen naal dimaag tez hunda

ਅਮਲੀ ਦਾ ਪੁੱਤ :- ਬਾਪੂ ਮੈਡਮ ਕਹਿੰਦੀ ਦੁੱਧ ਪੀਣ ਨਾਲ
ਦਿਮਾਗ ਤੇਜ਼ ਹੁੰਦਾ ਆ ਤੇ ਪੜ੍ਹਾਈ ਵੀ ਵਧੀਆ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਆ,,,
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Bhagwan ke naam pe kuch de de

IN 2018.
BIKHARI: Bhagwan ke naam pe kuch de de.
ENGINEER : Ye le meri B.tech ki degree rakh le.
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BIKHARI: Tujhe chahiye
to meri M.tech ki rakh le. :P :DView Full

Hi in Engineering Colleges

In Engineering Colleges,
a 'Hi' from a guy is a 'Hi' to a girl.
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But a 'Hi' from a girl to a guy,
is guy's imagining marriage and kids
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