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When You Wait for someone Even After

When You Wait for someone for few MINUTES,
It’s your NEED !!!! When You Wait for someone for few HOURS,
It’s your TRUST !!!! When You Wait for someone for few WEEKS,
It’s your FRIENDSHIP !!!! But if you are waiting for someone…
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Darling Are You Free tonight

English na aane ka nuksaan.. :O
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Boyfriend apni Girlfrnd se: "Darling Are U Free tonight..???
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GF:" Haramkhor! Free ke bacche
Aaj se pehle kabhi paise liye hai tujhse... ??? :D :P
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Hun facebook te mili tan dukh mnaundi si

ਸਾਇਕਲ ਉੱਤੇ ਆਉਂਦੇ ਨੂੰ
ਤੂੰ ਦੇਖ ਕੇ ਮੁੜ ਗਈ ਸੀ,
ਗਰੀਬ ਜਿਹਾ ਤੂੰ ਕਹਿ ਕੇ
ਯਾਰ ਨੂੰ ਛੱਡ ਕੇ ਤੁਰ ਗਈ ਸੀ।
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Girl Friend aaj ghar mein koi nhi hai

Girl Friend Romantic mood mein:
aaj ghar mein koi nhi hai, aa jao..
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Boy- tu mere ghar aaja pagli,
mere ghar sab log hain
Tera mann laga rahega
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Moral- har ladka kamina nahi hota
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One only trusts 1 friend

One generally makes 10 friends;
Laughs with 9;
Talks regularly to 8;
Meets 7;
Celebrates with 6;
Loyal to 5;
Parties with 4;
Holidays with 3;
Cries with 2;
But only trusts 1
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Santa zor zor di ro reha si

Santa zor zor di ro reha si
Banta: ki hoya
Santa: sadi KUKDI mar gyi aa
Banta: sada ta bapu mr gya asi ta fer vi ni roye
Santa: tuhada bapu kehda aande denda si ;-) :D
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Jab Boys Girls class mein hans rahe ho

Jab Class Mein Boys Hansi - Mazaak Kare
Tab Sir Ka Reaction..
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"Kya Hai..
Kyon Itni Zyaada Hansi Aa Rahi Hai.
Koi Joke Yaad Aa Gaya Kya.. ??
GET OUT Tumhari Attendance Nahi Lagegi"
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Sardar was writing very slowly

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why are u writing so slowly?

Sardar: I m writing to my 6 year old son,
he cant read very fast. :D
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Its too hard to loose someone who is

Its too hard to loose someone who is
99% cute,
98% sweet,
97% loving,
96% talented and
100% friendly,
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Thats me :)
Whats a waste of life if u loose me.
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Girl dont know how to remove the pendrive

A girl gets 95 marks in computer
but dont know how to remove the pendrive safely
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But a boys get 44 marks in the same subject
but he knows how to hack a computer :o :P :D
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