If your Boyfriend gets you flowers and chocolates on Valentines' Day,
it's because he might be saving money to get his real girlfriend dresses, bags and jewellery. :D
Better be vigilant and identify the fakes Before your Love Life goes for a toss. :PView Full
Teacher :- iska arth (meaning) bataiye..
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Blue Eyes Hypnotyes Teri Kardi
Hai Mainu I Swear Chhoti Dress Me Bomb Lagdi Mainu...
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Student :- prasang me ye panktiya hamari
pathya pustak "Yo Yo Honey Singh" me sankalit kavitaView Full
Doctor: I would advise you, Madam,
to take frequent baths,
plenty of fresh air and dress in cool gowns.
Husband (an hour later): What did the doctor say?
Wife: He said I ought to go to the Bahamas;
and afterwards to the mountainsView Full
