Doston mein hi zindagi hai

1st frnd: dekh meine naya mobile Liya..

2nd frnd: waah, chal party de.

Shaam ko wo hotel gaye
(after dinner)

2nd frnd: tumne hotel mein
khane ka intzaam kaise kiya.. ??
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Khuda Kabhi Aisi Judai Naa De

Khuda Hamko Kabhi Aisi Judai Naa De;
Unki Yaadon Se Hamko Rihai Naa De;
Dua Karna Dosto, Mujhe Aisi Jannat Naa Mile;
Jahan Se Mera Yaar Mujhe Dikhai Naa De!View Full

Exam mein fail hone ki wajah

EXAM me fail hone ki wajah kya hai ?
1 saal ke 365 din hote hein.
Roz 8 ghante sone ke Yani pure saal ke 122 din
365-122=243
Diwali ; holi etc...aur summer vacation gino 61 din
243-61=182 din
Usme 52 sunday.
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Dosto ko chhod de Ferrari Milegi

Bhagwan ne mujhse bola ki tu apna ek pyara dost
chhod de mai tujhe Cell dunga,
2 ko chhod de to "fast track"ki ghadi dunga,
5 ko chhod de 5 lakh dunga,
aur sabhi dosto ko chhod de to "FERRARI" dunga.
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Bimar Engineering Student

Bimar Engineering Student
Theek Nahi Ho Raha Tha,
Ek Din Uski Maa Usko Boli....
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Maa = Jaa kar Janwar Ke Doctor Ko Dikha,
To Hi Theek Hoga.. :-\
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Beta = Arey Jaanwaro Ke Doctor Ko Kyu..???
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Kyon Tu Apna Bana Na Sakeya

Tere Ditte Dard Nu Na Kadi Bhula Sakeya,
Teri Yaad Da Nasoor Na Dil To Mita Sakeya
Ki Si Kasoor Mera, Mere Dosta..?
Apna Keh Ke Vi Tu Apna Bana Na Sakeya…View Full

Study ki om shanti om

Kitni shiddat se maine book
uthane ki koshish ki hai...
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ki har panne ne mujhe
sulane ki sajish ki hai..
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kehte hai agar kisi chapter ko
dil se samajhna chaho..View Full

Naa Ban Sakya Challa haan

ਨਾ ਕਿਸੇ ਦੇ ਨਾਲ main kharrh ਸਕਿਆ, ਨਾ ਕਿਸੇ ਦੀ khatir larh ਸਕਿਆ,
ਨਾ ਮੈਥੋਂ Dushman ਦਾ ਕਿਰਦਾਰ ਹੋਇਆ, ਨਾ ban ਸਕਿਆ dost swallha ਹਾਂ....
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Ram aur Raavan bada serious yudh

Ram aur Raavan Bada serious yudh kar rahe the.
Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peeche kisi ko khada dekha.

Raavan: Chal yar bye.
Ram: kya hua?

Raavan : Nahi yaar bas bye, Le sita ko Leja .
Ram: Arre hua kya, Ruk to sahi .
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Koi likhta hai dil ke jazbaat ko

koi likhta hai dil ke jazbaat ko,
to koi likhta hai apne haalat ko.
kisi ke paas likhne ke liye kuch samay nahi,
aur koi likhta hai din va raat ko.
koi to likhta hai bas idhar udhar ki,
to koi likhta hai apni anubhavi baat ko.View Full