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Doctor I would advise you

Doctor: I would advise you, Madam,
to take frequent baths,
plenty of fresh air and dress in cool gowns.
Husband (an hour later): What did the doctor say?
Wife: He said I ought to go to the Bahamas;
and afterwards to the mountains
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Operation ke baad patient

#Operation ke baad
patient bola-#Doctor Sahab!
Kya ab main ROG MUKT HU?
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Samne se jawab mila-
Beta! Doctor Sahab to
#Dharti par rah gaye
Main to CHITR GUPT HU :D :P
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Doctor Ne Naya Clinic Khola

Solid Beijjati: -
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Ek Doctor Ne Naya Clinic Khola. .
Thodi Der Bad Ek Aadmi Aaya. .
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Doctor Ne Apne Aap Ko Busy Show Karne K Liye,
Telephone Ka Receiver Uthaya Aur Appointment Dene
K Andaz Main Bolne Laga. .
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Doctor & Bhagwan se dushmani

इंसान को Doctor और God से
कभी दुश्मनी नही करनी चाहिए
Kyoki भगवान नराज होता है
तो Doctor के पास भेज देता है और
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Doctor ne aaram ke liye kaha

Wife: Suno Doctor Ne Mujhe
1 Mahina Aaram Ke Liye
#Switzerland Ya #Paris Jaane Ko Kaha Hai…
Hum Kaha Jayenge ?
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Husband: Doosre Doctor ke Paas! :D :P
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Neend Ki Goli De Raha Hun

Ek Din Ek Aadmi Doctor Ke Paas
Check Up Ke Liye Gya.
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Doctor:- Aapko Aaram Ki Sakht Jarurat Hai...
Ye Neend Ki Goli De Raha Hun,
Ek Subah Aur Ek Sham Ko Apne
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#Whatsapp Group Members Ko Khila Dena! :D
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Keep Smiling Always

Girls misuse it
Models sell it
Photographers cage it
Doctors advice it
Death freezes it
Artists create it
Guess, What's it?
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It's a #SMILE
Keep Smiling :)
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Teacher Ne Spelling Pucha

Doctor: Aapko Kabhi
Pneumonia Ki Takleef Hui Thi Kya?
Patient: Haan Ek Baar.

Doctor: Kab?
Patient: School Mein,
Jab Teacher Ne #Spelling Pucha Tha!!! :P
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Apna Time Aayega

Me at 18 yrs : Apna time aayega
Me at 25 yrs : Apna time aayega
Me at 35 yrs : Apna time aayega
Me at 50 yrs : Apna time aayega
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(One day)
Doctor : Rishtedaaro ko bula lo...
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